Morrisons emergency

(Verse 1)

Walked into Morrisons, just to buy some bread,

Didn’t know the danger that was waiting up ahead.

A rumble in my stomach, yeah it came outta nowhere,

Now I’m speed-walking past the veg like I just don’t care.

(Pre-Chorus)

Sweating by the dairy, clenching every step,

This is not a drill, yeah this is DEFCON rep.

(Chorus)

Oh no, it’s a Morrisons emergency,

Should’ve skipped that dodgy tea ☕

Running down aisle three in misery,

Praying there’s a toilet key 🔑

(Verse 2)

Passed the frozen pizzas, couldn’t even look,

Every second ticking like a villain in a book.

Saw the little sign say “Customers Only Use,”

Never read something so beautiful, so true.

(Pre-Chorus)

Bursting through the door like a hero in disguise,

Didn’t even care about the shocked attendant’s eyes.

(Chorus)

Oh no, it’s a Morrisons emergency,

This is not how it should be 😭

Found relief and dignity (barely),

Left my soul in cubicle three

(Bridge)

Hand dryer roaring like a victory song,

Stayed in there pretending I’d been all along.

Walked out casual, like nothing went down,

But deep inside… I’d lost that round.

(Final Chorus)

Oh yes, survived the Morrisons emergency,

Came out stronger (arguably)

Next time I’ll think more carefully…

Before I trust cheap herbal tea 🌿