[Verse]
Mayonnaise on the steps sticky fate
Creamy tides roll down machine's slate
White waves crash in supermarket's heart
Chaos rides escalator start
[Verse 2]
Glistening mess clings to rubber rail
Lost souls trembling slipping trail
Greasy slide uncertain way
Up down life none can sway
[Chorus]
Mayonnaise on escalator rise
Climbing dreams but destiny lies
Spreading chaos on the mechanical snake
Who's ridin' the greasy quake
[Verse 3]
Old folks curse under muttered breath
Youth laugh loud like they're cheating death
Shoes all slippery pavement slick
Mayonnaise gotta funny trick
[Bridge]
Watch your step the warning's late
Life a stairway primed to skate
Cream and steel twisting fate
Mayonnaise on the steps debate
[Verse 4]
Dreams in mayonnaise wild and free
Slick and nasty we all agree
Slip or slide don't matter how
Escalating mess always now