Mayonnaise on Escalator

Mayonnaise on the steps sticky fate

Creamy tides roll down machine's slate

White waves crash in supermarket's heart

Chaos rides escalator start

Glistening mess clings to rubber rail

Lost souls trembling slipping trail

Greasy slide uncertain way

Up down life none can sway

Mayonnaise on escalator rise

Climbing dreams but destiny lies

Spreading chaos on the mechanical snake

Who's ridin' the greasy quake

Old folks curse under muttered breath

Youth laugh loud like they're cheating death

Shoes all slippery pavement slick

Mayonnaise gotta funny trick

Watch your step the warning's late

Life a stairway primed to skate

Cream and steel twisting fate

Mayonnaise on the steps debate

Dreams in mayonnaise wild and free

Slick and nasty we all agree

Slip or slide don't matter how

Escalating mess always now