The calendar is bleeding out of ink
We’re standing on the edge, we’re on the brink
In January, the West saw a changing hand
As Trump took the stage to lead the land
The silicon minds began to truly rise
The AI revolution right before our eyes
From the labs to the streets, a brand new age
Turning over a digital page.
The clock is ticking, the ice is in the glass
Watching all the shadows of the seasons pass
Raise your hands if you made it through the fire
The energy is climbing higher and higher!
Oh-oh-oh! Goodbye twenty-twenty-five!
It was a hell of a ride, we’re lucky we’re alive!
Oh-oh-oh! Open up the golden gate
Twenty-twenty-six, we’re feeling great!
Sing it loud, let the echoes ring
Tonight we’re the queens, tonight we’re the kings!
Then the desert shook for twelve long days
The world held its breath in a crimson haze
But hope emerged from the Vatican floor
When Pope Leo the Fourteenth walked through the door
While Berlin voted in the winter’s cold
A new story for the nation to unfold
And Musk watched the Starship touch the ground
Fully reused, without a single sound.
The clock is ticking, the ice is in the glass
Watching all the shadows of the seasons pass
Raise your hands if you made it through the fire
The energy is climbing higher and higher!
Oh-oh-oh! Goodbye twenty-twenty-five!
It was a hell of a ride, we’re lucky we’re alive!
Oh-oh-oh! Open up the golden gate
Twenty-twenty-six, we’re feeling great!
Sing it loud, let the echoes ring
Tonight we’re the queens, tonight we’re the kings!
Ten! (The memories fade)
Nine! (The plans we made)
Eight! Seven! Six! (It’s in the mix)
Five! (Feel the heartbeat)
Four! (Stomp your feet)
Three! Two! One!
ZERO!
Oh-oh-oh! Goodbye twenty-twenty-five!
It was a hell of a ride, we’re lucky we’re alive!
Oh-oh-oh! Open up the golden gate
Twenty-twenty-six, we’re feeling great!
Sing it loud, let the echoes ring
Tonight we’re the queens, tonight we’re the kings!
Welcome '26...
Yeah, we’re ready for you.
New pages, new stories.
Happy New Year!