a duck walked into a bar while drunk and asked "Wheres the LAMB DIP??" the bartender was confused of course and kicked the duck out and then he walked away. the next day he asked what has happened to his wife and his wife said "I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" and then she left him slone all by himself crying in his own bed where his wife used to sleep.
after this story i'm going to tell a story where a pig is fed up of the same duck, over and over again. lets hear it for the kids! [kids screaming but it slowly fades] i love the blood curling screams of children in my basement dying and being killed by me, over and over again
the duck then got a new girlfriend but she was a cannibal back then. she used to love eating the poor children souls of those who misbehave but then she stopped now knowing that everyone will be a brat to her so then she stopped and instead she had a addiction of smoking weed that was made out of human misbehaving little souls. and they got married so then they child but they ate it together.
after this story i'm going to tell a story where a pig is fed up of the same duck, over and over again. lets hear it for the kids! [kids screaming but it slowly fades] i love the blood curling screams of children in my basement dying and being killed by me, over and over again
then they had a jar of its heart and its brain, they then never ever got arrested but had a plan to eat every single misbehaving child and they still live to this day, they will first take out your brain and heart out, they then eat you alive and wear your skin as a coat
after this story i'm going to tell a story where a pig is fed up of the same duck, over and over again. lets hear it for the kids! [kids screaming but it slowly fades] i love the blood curling screams of children in my basement dying and being killed by me, over and over again
