[verse 1]
Well I woke up one morning for Sunday school.
Just heading to class to learn the golden rule.
When I’m heading down the road I see an evil man.
I noticed that he had a gun in his hand.
He told me to give him all of my cash.
And I almost did but in a flash.
A car going ’bout ninety-nine hit him to the side,
And I didn’t know men could fly.
[chorus]
All I know is the devil don’t like that I get help.
No the devil don’t like that I get help.
The devil don’t like that I get help.
So he can go on back to hell.
[verse 2]
Now, for lunch time I’m sittin by a tree.
With a sack lunch that my momma made for me.
I see big bully Billy pushing down some kids.
I could tell that he was gettin his.
He turned around and started heading my way.
I knew this wasn’t gonna be a good day. But in my luck he fell in a hole.
Now the devils pissed cause he ain’t got my soul.
[chorus]
And I know that the devil don’t like that I get help.
no the devil don’t like that I get help.
The devil don’t like that I get help.
so he can go on back to hell.
[bridge]
Towards the evening I’m going into work.
And my boss is always the biggest jerk.
I wash the dishes, clean the floors, and take out the trash.
And I see him over there counting all the cash.
He turns to me and with a smile on his face.
Hands me some money says “today is your day.
Take a trip, go have fun, your hard work makes me glad.”
[dramatic pause]
Well come to find out my boss ain’t that bad.
[chorus]
And I know that the devil don’t like that I get help.
No the devil don’t like that I get help.
The devil don’t like that I get help.
So he can go on back to hell.
