[Verse 1]
Caught a busted nut
Doing slippery tricks
Banana peel backflips
On a greasy curb
Krusty grin crooked
Mean-mug on ten
I’m doubled over laughing
Can’t even pretend
[Chorus]
It’s wild and free and weird
And I’m right here
Guzzling down the madness
Like cheap warm beer (hey!)
So wrong it feels like art
I’m shaking
Falling apart
I laughed so hard I
Farted in her face (oh no!)
That’s my happy place
[Verse 2]
Whole scene wobbling
Like a broken cart
Someone yells “you’re nasty”
I’m owning that part
Mascara tears streaking
My sides on fire
This trashy little moment
Is all I desire
[Chorus]
It’s wild and free and weird
And I’m right here
Guzzling down the madness
Like cheap warm beer (hey!)
So wrong it feels like art
I’m shaking
Falling apart
I laughed so hard I
Farted in her face (oh no!)
That’s my happy place
[Bridge]
Raise your freak flag
High in the air
If you ever lost it
On a triple-dog dare
[Chorus]
It’s wild and free and weird
And we’re right here
Guzzling down the madness
Like cheap warm beer (hey!)
So wrong it feels like art
We’re shaking
Torn apart
We laughed so hard we
Farted in her face (oh yeah!)
That’s our happy place