Stalker

(Talking)

“He’s here… how did he find you?”

Verse 1

Why do you keep showing up everywhere I go?

At the grocery store, front row at my show

I move cross-country, I switch my phone

But somehow you still know my new zip code (“Creepy…”)

Pre-Chorus

Get out of my shadow, I stopped caring

Turned off my maps, no more location sharing

But you’re two steps ahead no matter what I do

I try to run away, but I run into you (“Not again”)

Chorus

Stalker

Stalker — chasing me down the street

Everywhere I run, you’ve saved me a seat

On the bus, on the plane, even bathroom stalls (“Not the bathroom, man!”)

I can’t get away, you’re ahead of it all

Stalker

Stalker — boy, you’re so insane

You’d probably follow me into a hurricane

Verse 2 (Funny Situations)

I jump in my car, try to make a stop

Blue lights flashing — surprise, you’re the cop

My house is burning, I dial 9-1-1

You kick down the door like “baby, I’m the one” (“Hot rescue…”)

Verse 3 (More Funny Situations)

I’m prepped for surgery, heart full of fear

You pull off the mask like, “relax, I’m here”

I go out to dinner, order pasta and bread

Waiter brings the plate — it’s you in the chef’s hat instead (“Bon appétit!”)

Rap Verse (female, playful + sharp)

Yeah, you pop up like a push-notification,

Tracking every move, got a stalker fixation.

Hologram, clone, or a teleport queen?

I change my hair, my name — you’re still on the scene.

DM my ghost but you still get replies,

Send me a pic, I’m like “who’s that guy?”

You’re the cop, the doc, the chef in disguise —

But I’m calling the shots now, surprise, surprise.

Pre-Chorus

Get out of my shadow, I stopped caring

New name, new town, still you’re staring

You’re two steps ahead like you’ve read my mind

I ditch you again, but you’re still first in line (“Front row!”)

Chorus

Stalker

Stalker — chasing me down the street

Everywhere I run, you’ve saved me a seat

On the bus, on the plane, even bathroom stalls

I can’t get away, you’re ahead of it all

Stalker

Stalker — boy, you’re so deranged

Even witness protection can’t get me changed (“Same me…”)

Bridge

I dig a grave just to get some sleep

You pop out the dirt — “surprise, six feet!”

You call it love, but it feels like crime

This ain’t romance, babe, it’s restraining-order time (“Paperwork filed”)

Final Chorus / Outro

Stalker

Stalker — you’re my comic relief

You’re the cop, the chef, and my fake surgeon chief

From the coffin to the club to the DMV (“Now serving crazy”)

No matter where I hide, you’re stalking me

Stalker

Stalker — boy, enough’s enough

Turn off your X-box — GAME OVER!

You’ll never get me — so just give up.