I don’t wish you well

Mm… yeah

I don’t wish you well… at all

You had a real one, didn’t know what to do

Now you stuck with yourself, that’s your karma, boo

I poured love in your cup, you spilled it on the floor

Now I laugh every time you go reachin’ for more

Used to pray for your peace, now I pray for your stress

May your life be a series of minor mess

Not enough to cry, just enough to sting

Every single day, yeah I hope you feel something

I don’t want you hurt, I want you annoyed

Every little moment slightly destroyed

A thousand tiny things go wrong in your day

Yeah… that’s the energy I pray

I don’t wish you well, I wish you hell in disguise

Hope your card always declines even when you got the funds inside

Hope your deodorant fail and your confidence dies

Hope pets run away from you, babies don’t smile when they look in your eyes

Hope your phone stay glitchin’, every call drop twice

Hope your fries come cold and your drink got no ice

Hope your name come up and they roll their eyes

Yeah, I don’t wish you well… I wish you inconvenience for life

Hope your engine light on but it don’t say why

Hope your gas burn fast every time you drive

Hope your fresh haircut don’t get one glance

And every joke you tell just die in silence

Hope your socks slide down in your favorite shoes

Hope your Wi-Fi lag when you got something to prove

Hope your charger only work if you hold it just right

And it still disconnect every single night

I don’t need revenge, I’m creative with mine

It’s the little things that mess with your mind

Not enough to break you, just enough to bend

Yeah… I’m petty to the end

I don’t wish you well, I wish you hell in disguise

Hope your card always declines even when you got the funds inside

Hope your deodorant fail and your confidence dies

Hope pets run away from you, babies don’t smile when they look in your eyes

Hope your seatbelt snatch you back when you runnin’ late

Every traffic light red, yeah I hope you wait

Hope your steak come dry every time you dine

Yeah, I don’t wish you well… I wish you inconvenience for life

Hope you get bubble guts after every meal

Hope your favorite song skip right at the feel

Hope you step on Legos in the middle of the night

Hope your hoodie strings never come out right

Hope your flights get delayed, luggage lost in the mix

Hope your group chat ignore you every time you hit send

Hope your selfies blurry every time you try

Yeah… I don’t wish you right

Not death… not pain…

Just… daily irritation

You earned that

I don’t wish you well, I wish you hell in disguise

Hope your card always declines even when you got the funds inside

Hope your deodorant fail and your confidence dies

Hope pets run away from you, babies don’t smile when they look in your eyes

Hope your phone die quick when you need it the most

Hope your life feel off but you can’t get close

To anything good, anything right

Yeah, I don’t wish you well… just inconvenience 4 life