Cloud 9 & Cheetos (Stoner Anthem)

(Hook)

I’m on Cloud 9 with a bag of fuckin' Cheetos

Eyes real low, bumpin’ old-school beats, yo

Laid back, chillin’ in a tie-dye zone

This blunt got me feelin’ like I’m sittin’ on a throne

Don’t need no bullshit, I just need lighters

Good-ass weed and some blunt-rolling riders

No stress, no beef, just peace and trees

Inhale that love, exhale with ease

(Verse 1)

Wake up slow, stretch, then I spark that shit

Took one puff, now I’m floatin’ like a spaceship, lit

Couch like quicksand, I’m sinkin’ in deep

Cartoons on the screen while I fuckin' half-sleep

Ashtray full, but I just keep rollin’

Whole house stinks like the fire we smokin’

Phone blowin’ up but I ain’t got time

I’m too busy gettin’ baked and feelin’ just fine

(Verse 2)

I ain’t here for the drama, fuck all that stress

I’m here for the green, not a goddamn mess

Got munchies stackin’ like my dreams last night

Ate four Pop-Tarts, now I’m feelin’ alright

Pizza on the way, and I’m faded as hell

Told the driver “keep the change,” then forgot I even fell

Laid back like a king, no fucks to give

This the stoner life, baby, and I fuckin’ live

(Verse 3 – Microwave Mayhem)

Stood starin' at the microwave, high as balls

Countin' every beep like it's life or death calls

Had them pizza rolls spinnin' like a disco show

Eyes glued to the glass, movin’ hella slow

Forgot I hit start, just standin’ there baked

Like, “Why the fuck ain't these snacks been made?”

Turns out, bro, I ain't even pressed cook

Just spaced the fuck out with my mouth half-shook

Door still closed, I’m losin’ my mind

Feelin’ like I time-traveled but left food behind

Then it dinged—I cheered like I won the fight

Burned my fuckin’ mouth, but it still tasted right

(Final Hook)

I’m on Cloud 9 with a bag of fuckin' Cheetos

Eyes real low, bumpin’ old-school beats, yo

Laid back, chillin’ in a tie-dye zone

This blunt got me feelin’ like I’m sittin’ on a throne

Don’t need no bullshit, I just need lighters

Good-ass weed and some blunt-rolling riders

No stress, no beef, just peace and trees

Inhale that love, exhale with ease