Cloud 9 & Cheetos (Stoner Anthem)

(Hook)
I’m on Cloud 9 with a bag of fuckin' Cheetos
Eyes real low, bumpin’ old-school beats, yo
Laid back, chillin’ in a tie-dye zone
This blunt got me feelin’ like I’m sittin’ on a throne
Don’t need no bullshit, I just need lighters
Good-ass weed and some blunt-rolling riders
No stress, no beef, just peace and trees
Inhale that love, exhale with ease
(Verse 1)
Wake up slow, stretch, then I spark that shit
Took one puff, now I’m floatin’ like a spaceship, lit
Couch like quicksand, I’m sinkin’ in deep
Cartoons on the screen while I fuckin' half-sleep
Ashtray full, but I just keep rollin’
Whole house stinks like the fire we smokin’
Phone blowin’ up but I ain’t got time
I’m too busy gettin’ baked and feelin’ just fine
(Verse 2)
I ain’t here for the drama, fuck all that stress
I’m here for the green, not a goddamn mess
Got munchies stackin’ like my dreams last night
Ate four Pop-Tarts, now I’m feelin’ alright
Pizza on the way, and I’m faded as hell
Told the driver “keep the change,” then forgot I even fell
Laid back like a king, no fucks to give
This the stoner life, baby, and I fuckin’ live
(Verse 3 – Microwave Mayhem)
Stood starin' at the microwave, high as balls
Countin' every beep like it's life or death calls
Had them pizza rolls spinnin' like a disco show
Eyes glued to the glass, movin’ hella slow
Forgot I hit start, just standin’ there baked
Like, “Why the fuck ain't these snacks been made?”
Turns out, bro, I ain't even pressed cook
Just spaced the fuck out with my mouth half-shook
Door still closed, I’m losin’ my mind
Feelin’ like I time-traveled but left food behind
Then it dinged—I cheered like I won the fight
Burned my fuckin’ mouth, but it still tasted right
(Final Hook)
I’m on Cloud 9 with a bag of fuckin' Cheetos
Eyes real low, bumpin’ old-school beats, yo
Laid back, chillin’ in a tie-dye zone
This blunt got me feelin’ like I’m sittin’ on a throne
Don’t need no bullshit, I just need lighters
Good-ass weed and some blunt-rolling riders
No stress, no beef, just peace and trees
Inhale that love, exhale with ease

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