Uncle Brian’s got that old truck sound
Rollin’ down the road, windows down
Laughs too loud at his own bad jokes
Smells like coffee and motor oil smoke
He’s the kind of guy who shows up late
But brings the food, so it’s all okay
Says, “Life’s too short to sit and wait”
Then forgets what he was gonna say
(Chorus)
Ohhh, Uncle Brian, don’t you change
You’re a little wild, a little strange
But every story, every line
Feels like home with Uncle Brian
Yeah, you light up every room you’re in
Even when you don’t fit in
We all laugh every time you tryin’
To explain life, Uncle Brian
(Verse 2)
Tells the same story every year
Still somehow we all wanna hear
‘Bout that time he almost won big
Or “back when I was just a kid”
Got a heart bigger than the sky
Even if he won’t say why
He’ll have your back, no matter what
Even if he talks too much
(Chorus)
Ohhh, Uncle Brian, don’t you change
You’re a little wild, a little strange
But every story, every line
Feels like home with Uncle Brian
(Bridge)
Yeah, he ain’t perfect, but that’s alright
He’s the spark in every Friday night
And when things go wrong, he’s there somehow
Probably late—but he shows up proud
(Final Chorus)
Ohhh, Uncle Brian, stay the same
We’d never trade you anyway
Through the chaos and the laughs and time
We’re lucky you’re our Uncle Brian