Trippin

Yo… I don’t know if this brownie was supposed to glow in the dark…

But my couch just turned into a school bus and Snoop Dogg’s drivin’ it…

Somebody call NASA, I think I just joined the Space Force.

I’m trippin’, slippin’ off the edge of my brain,

Smokin’ while I’m floatin’ on a candy cane,

Laughin’ at the walls ‘cause they know my name,

Everything’s insane but I love this game—

Yeah, I’m trippin’, vision twistin’, I’m high as the ceiling,

Colors talkin’ back, yo, I swear they got feelings,

Reality’s slippin’ but the vibe’s so appealin’,

I’m trippin’, trippin’, this is more than just healin’.

Pop one tab, now the sky’s on fire,

My fridge just asked me if I’m a liar,

Weed smoke swirl like a comic strip,

Cartoon clouds yellin’, “Take another hit!”

Walk outside, mailbox grew legs,

Chasin’ me around, screamin’ bout unpaid checks,

Neighbor’s dog speakin’ Shakespeare quotes,

Meanwhile I’m laughin’ at my own dumb jokes.

Mirror lookin’ back like, “Yo, you good?”

I said, “Nah, I’m Eminem in my neighborhood!”

Spaghetti on the ceiling, mom’s spaghetti in space,

I swear I just saw Tupac in a bathrobe race.

I’m trippin’, slippin’ off the edge of my brain,

Smokin’ while I’m floatin’ on a candy cane,

Laughin’ at the walls ‘cause they know my name,

Everything’s insane but I love this game—

Yeah, I’m trippin’, vision twistin’, I’m high as the ceiling,

Colors talkin’ back, yo, I swear they got feelings,

Reality’s slippin’ but the vibe’s so appealin’,

I’m trippin’, trippin’, this is more than just healin’.

Pizza box singin’ Britney Spears,

While my sneakers moonwalk outta here,

Trees melt down into rainbow soup,

And the cops ridin’ by in a chicken coop.

Text my friend, said “Meet me at Mars,”

He replied back ridin’ bumper cars,

Weed got me laughin’, acid got me seein’,

Now my goldfish swear he a European.

Got a date with Alice down the rabbit hole,

She brought mushrooms, now we losin’ control,

World upside down like a photo flip,

Somebody call Uber—wait, the car just dipped.

I’m trippin’, slippin’ off the edge of my brain,

Smokin’ while I’m floatin’ on a candy cane,

Laughin’ at the walls ‘cause they know my name,

Everything’s insane but I love this game—

Yeah, I’m trippin’, vision twistin’, I’m high as the ceiling,

Colors talkin’ back, yo, I swear they got feelings,

Reality’s slippin’ but the vibe’s so appealin’,

I’m trippin’, trippin’, this is more than just healin’.

Wait… is my couch breathin’?

Why is the lamp singin’ country music?

Bro… don’t touch that button—

…Too late.

Now I’m ridin’ unicorns through Taco Bell,

Manager’s yellin’, “Sir, this ain’t a carousel!”

Weed in my lungs, LSD in my veins,

My brain’s playin’ Tetris with candy canes.

Police pulled up, said “What’s your name?”

I said, “Slim Shady, welcome to the arcade!”

They laughed so hard, they joined my ride,

Now the whole damn squad on a rainbow slide.

trippin Trippin Trippin Trippin Trippin.