[Intro]
Scroll scroll
Click click
New joke
Now it stick (hey!)
[Verse 1]
Walked in chat like, “what’s this?”
One dumb meme, whole server get hit
You type slow, I type quick
Stole your catchphrase, made it my bit
Every lil inside joke, I bend it
Name it, claim it, flip it, trend it
You said “pls, that line’s mine”
Too late, I screenshotted the timeline (woah)
[Chorus]
I’m the brain-rot bandit, I take your slang
Every lil phrase in my hall of fame
You beg “give back,” but I log off laughing
Left the server, now they all start spamming
“I miss my bit, I miss my line”
Y’all in call, bout to cry online
You want your brain rot?
Too bad, I ran it
I’m the brain-rot bandit
(the brain-rot bandit)
[Verse 2]
You said “skibidi” once, now it’s my brand
Turned your dumb sound into my whole plan
I farmed your jokes like digital gold
You hit send once, I hit repost
Voice chat full of sobs and sighs
Mods like, “yo, why y’all cry”
You want peace?
I want clout
Hit that leave button, then I dipped right out (bye!)
[Chorus]
I’m the brain-rot bandit, I take your slang
Every lil phrase in my hall of fame
You beg “give back,” but I log off laughing
Left the server, now they all start spamming
“I miss my bit, I miss my line”
Y’all in call, bout to cry online
You want your brain rot?
Too bad, I ran it
I’m the brain-rot bandit
(the brain-rot bandit)
[Bridge]
New link
New tag
New crew
Same bag
You type
I snatch
You pout
I brag (yeah)
Every server, same routine
Y’all lose minds, I gain memes
Tears in chat like typing streams
I farm feelings, feed the feed (feed the feed)
[Chorus]
I’m the brain-rot bandit, I take your slang
Every lil phrase in my hall of fame
You beg “give back,” but I log off laughing
Left the server, now they all start spamming
“I miss my bit, I miss my line”
Y’all in call, bout to cry online
You want your brain rot?
Too bad, I ran it
I’m the brain-rot bandit
(the brain-rot bandit, hey!)