Lost at the bar

Yo! Guys how many shots have we taken?I can feel my face going numb and I promise im not faking,and whose car did we bring to the bar? Oh my god someone pick up Richie off the ground! How are we gonna get home because it feels like we are lost at the bar!

I couldn’t understand what the bartender was saying so I just smiled and laughed… he said cops are coming if you don’t pay off your buddies tab! 200 dollars down the drain…. and oh my god now we’re walking in the rain what happened to my wallet I must’ve dropped it in the bathroom or maybe someone stole it I wish I could remember but I was I lost at the bar! We were laughing and joking down the boulevard! Kicking trash cans and yelling at every car!

We saw a couple dogs down the street and they looked all but sweet! OH SHIT! Run! I can barely run straight and i look like a gnome! But please god I’m just trying to make it home! What happened to my friends? Please tell me they made it home! We shouldn’t have drunk so much……….. hello? Yo are you awake? wake up bro we’re about to take the next shot don’t tell me that you just got lost at the bar!