Christmas Chaos Queen

Verse 1

The fairy lights are acting wild again,

they flicker like they’ve got their own plan.

My tree stands crooked—same old scene,

and I’m just here like, really? Merry Green.

Pre-Chorus

My neighbors shine like a magazine,

while my décor looks like a crime scene.

But hey, I’m not the type to quit,

I take the chaos—make it lit.

Chorus

’Cause I’m the Christmas Chaos Queen,

lost in tinsel and the evergreen.

Nothing goes right but I still shine,

’cause messy magic’s kinda mine.

Oh-oh, Christmas Chaos Queen—

bringing flair to every winter dream.

Verse 2

The cookie dough is glued onto the wall,

I can’t find the star—no surprise at all.

The cat just ate the glitter balls again,

I swear that fluffball lives for sin.

Pre-Chorus

I laugh right through the holiday mess,

’cause perfect vibes? I must confess—

they’re overrated, not my style,

I rock the chaos with a smile.

Chorus

’Cause I’m the Christmas Chaos Queen,

lost in tinsel and the evergreen.

Nothing goes right but I still shine,

’cause messy magic’s kinda mine.

Oh-oh, Christmas Chaos Queen—

bringing flair to every winter dream.

Bridge

Maybe that’s my Christmas plan:

not perfect—just the real I am.

’Cause what counts most is warmth and light,

not that Insta-photo looking right.

Final Chorus

I’ll stay the Christmas Chaos Queen,

wild and festive in between.

And when I glow, I glow for real—

’cause that’s the truest Christmas feel.

Oh-oh, Christmas Chaos Queen—

the brightest mess you’ve ever seen.