**[Intro – low, menacing 808 crawl]**
Yeah… Succulent Sarah…
Got the whole feed on fire…
Senator watchin’ from the hill…
She ain’t playin’…
**[Verse 1]**
She slide in the DMs at 2:47 a.m.
Velvet robe half open, caramel skin drippin’ sin
Lips glossy, tongue flickin’ like “you know what time it is”
One little video and the government’s balance tips
She call it “motivation Monday”
But it’s straight felony foreplay
Phone propped up on designer shit
Archin’ that back while she whisperin’ “suck this”
**[Pre-Chorus]**
Senator Sanders sittin’ in his Vermont cabin
Scrollin’ late night, glasses foggin’
Heart beatin’ democratic socialist fast
When Succulent Sarah hit his line with that ass
**[Chorus – rage drop, distorted horns + 808 avalanche]**
Succulent Sarah sendin’ suck-me-offs to Senator Sanders! (what!)
Givin’ Vermont vibes straight trauma! (boom!)
Throat goat edits with the caption “feel the Bern”
She the plug, he the fiend, now the whole Senate squirm!
Succulent Sarah! (ayy!)
Suck-me-off sniper! (pew!)
Bernie blushin’ on C-SPAN, tryna hide the boner
She a national security hazard, red alert, game over!
**[Verse 2]**
She got the angles criminal, lighting biblical
Slow-motion spit shine, biblical
Teasin’ the tip like she filibusterin’ the finish line
Every frame a violation of the Hatch Act fine
He tweetin’ policy papers by day
By night he savin’ her stories, replay, replay
“Medicare for all… and all of this too?”
Succulent Sarah turnin’ progressives blue
**[Pre-Chorus]**
She ain’t chargin’ crypto, she want power in return
One vid drop and the filibuster burn
He whisperin’ “this is what revolution tastes like”
While she garglin’ freedom on a Saturday night
**[Chorus – even harder, add siren synths]**
Succulent Sarah sendin’ suck-me-offs to Senator Sanders! (skrrt!)
Got the Senate page boys leakin’ in they pantses! (drip!)
Deep-throat diplomacy, she speakin’ in tongues
Bernie tryna stay calm but his timeline’s gettin’ sprung!
Succulent Sarah! (rah!)
Suck-me-off senator slayer! (pow!)
Whole caucus distracted, no more quorum, delay
She the weapon of mass distraction, USA!
**[Bridge – slow it down, creepy vocal chops]**
Sarah… why you do him like that?
Got a 78-year-old man renegotiatin’ his life plan
One more “mmm” and he gon’ cosponsor her OnlyFans
“Free healthcare… free throat… free the people”
**[Final Chorus – maximum rage, double-time hi-hats, crowd chants]**
Succulent Sarah sendin’ suck-me-offs to Senator Sanders!
Turned the squad into simps, now they all in they feelings!
Pop that throat like a ballot, stuff it, seal it, mail it
She the real progressive wave, everybody gettin’ sailed!
Succulent Sarah!
Suck-me-off sovereign!
Bernie out here reppin’ “yes we can… yes she can”
National emergency, somebody call the plan!
**(ad-libs)**
Sarah! Sarah!
Suck it! Suck it!
Bernie said “more stimulus”
She said “
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