[Verse]
The sleigh is packed the stars are bright
Santa's ready for his midnight flight
But oh what’s that it fills the air
A smell so strong it’s beyond repair
[Prechorus]
Dasher's snickering Comet's red
Cupid's hanging his ashamed head
[Chorus]
Reindeer toots in the winter sky
They make Santa laugh they make him cry
Ho ho hold your nose and wave goodbye
Reindeer toots in the winter sky
[Verse 2]
Blitzen's diet’s out of hand
Carrots and beans are in high demand
Rudolph's glowing but it’s not his nose
It’s the aftermath of what he chose
[Prechorus]
The North Wind’s cold but it’s no match
For this festive flatulence dispatch
[Chorus]
Reindeer toots in the winter sky
They’re louder than a sleigh bell’s chime
Ho ho hold your breath give it a try
Reindeer toots in the winter sky