Fancy there ex had been enuf

*country-rock starts quiet simple banjo then swells to full wild band hints of german bavarian polka drinking song with great male vocals with 7th chord harmonies band in greatful dead style, lots of great 7th chord harmonies catchy chorus starts simple swells to full band banjo fun 7th chord guitar pulls  & complicated drums, piano with with catchy melody*
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Hold on to your Chocolate, folks,
 for this is the story of Augustus Gloop!

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*verse1*
So I ran into a kid friend of mine,  the other day 
Not the kind, I would typically, want to stay
for it was Augustus Gloop, that annoying child who fell  they say
into that heavenly Vat of chocolate, 
back in the day
But i was surprised to see 
he grew up tall and lean,
There was Not a hint of chocolate between his Teeth,
To be seen,
Just a big ole grin & a smile, as he reached out a hand to greet me
It sure wasnt what,
I had expected to meet!
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*Chorus in 7th chord harmony*
Good gracious Augustus Gloop
Tell us, How, did you make it Thru,
How did you, manage to,
Make it into that group!,
Weren't you just a chubby little kid
Eating all of that fancy Chocolate,
 And getting kicked off,
 Willy Wonka's Grid?
I guess it really just, Goes to show,
You can just never really Know,
What any of the cards hold,
Inside each one of Our souls
Its just a, Big ole mystery
Thats sitting there waiting, to Unfold!

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*Verse 2*
Yeah Augustus gloop cleaned up his act,
Yeah he grew tall, 
and he got Jacked 
Tried his best, to make amends
He Went about just, making friends
He even wrote a big ole check to Charlie ,
At that Willy Wonka, Chocolate Factory
& paid insurance to cover any future 
Contaminations or Calamities!

*Chorus in 7th chord harmony*
Good gracious Augustus Gloop
Tell us, How, did you make it Thru,
We want to kno, just how did you, manage to,
Make it into that group!,
Weren't you just a chubby little kid
Eating all of that expensive Chocolate,
 And getting kicked off,
 Willy Wonka's List?
I guess it really just, Goes to show
You can just never really Know,
What any of the cards hold,
Inside each, one of Our souls!

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Now that Augustus had been 
Educated and Grown,
I soon found out,
 that he was actually pretty well Known,
For being one of the most, Succesful ones around.
And was even Generous enough,
To Fund five twenty nines
For any oompah loompah
That He Ever Came Across!

*Chorus in 7th chord harmony*
Good gracious Augustus Gloop
Tell us, How, did you make it Thru,
We want to kno, just how did you, manage to,
Make it into that group!,
Weren't you just a chubby little kid
Eating all of that expensive Chocolate,
 And getting kicked off,
 Willy Wonka's List?
I guess it really just, Goes to sho
You can just never really Know,
What any of the cards hold,
Inside each, one of Our souls
Its just a Big ole mystery
Thats sitting there waiting, to Unfold!
*repeat chorus*

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Fun country-rock starts simple banjo, swells to wild band trumpets great male vocals & 7th chord harmonies 528 hz