

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Met a dude in a thrift store tee Said “Blink saved my life at thirteen” Bro That’s… actually kinda sad Like being rescued by your stepdad’s dad Power chords Three notes That’s the show Every song’s the same three jokes in a row You changed my life? you changed the station Turned my brain straight to PlayStation [Chorus] Blink 182 is the worst band ever created Every chorus sounds like homework I procrastinated Yeah I’m shouting this loud Overcompensated Blink 182 is the worst band ever created (hey!) [Verse 2] “Where are you?” I’m in the crowd Wishing someone hits the mute button now Every nasal whine Every fake sad line Like a midlife crisis in real time Tattooed dads singing teen angst tunes Jumping on stage like broken cartoons If immaturity was an award show category They’d sweep the night Then write a song about their potty [Chorus] Blink 182 is the worst band ever created Every chorus sounds like homework I procrastinated Yeah I’m shouting this loud Overcompensated Blink 182 is the worst band ever created (woah-oh) [Bridge] [Drums and bass drop Shouty vocal] If you love them That’s alright I’ll still clown them every night You can cry to track nineteen I’ll be here Roastin’ your teen dream [Chorus] Blink 182 is the worst band ever created Every chorus sounds like homework I procrastinated If this offends you You’re exactly who I baited Blink 182 is the worst band ever created (one more time!) [Chorus] Blink 182 is the worst band ever created Sing it like an anthem Loudly overstated Yeah I’m half-joking Fully aggravated Blink 182 is the worst band ever created
Tags
rock, Fast, bratty pop-punk with crunchy guitars, driving bass, and tight, punchy drums; male vocals, gang shouts on the hook. Verses stay snarky and half-spoken, chorus explodes with big chanty melody. Brief middle breakdown drops to drums and vocal before slamming back in at full volume.
2:20
No
4/1/2026