[Verse 1]
Met a dude in a thrift store tee
Said “Blink saved my life at thirteen”
Bro
That’s… actually kinda sad
Like being rescued by your stepdad’s dad
Power chords
Three notes
That’s the show
Every song’s the same three jokes in a row
You changed my life? you changed the station
Turned my brain straight to PlayStation
[Chorus]
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created
Every chorus sounds like homework I procrastinated
Yeah I’m shouting this loud
Overcompensated
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created (hey!)
[Verse 2]
“Where are you?” I’m in the crowd
Wishing someone hits the mute button now
Every nasal whine
Every fake sad line
Like a midlife crisis in real time
Tattooed dads singing teen angst tunes
Jumping on stage like broken cartoons
If immaturity was an award show category
They’d sweep the night
Then write a song about their potty
[Chorus]
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created
Every chorus sounds like homework I procrastinated
Yeah I’m shouting this loud
Overcompensated
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created (woah-oh)
[Bridge]
[Drums and bass drop
Shouty vocal]
If you love them
That’s alright
I’ll still clown them every night
You can cry to track nineteen
I’ll be here
Roastin’ your teen dream
[Chorus]
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created
Every chorus sounds like homework I procrastinated
If this offends you
You’re exactly who I baited
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created (one more time!)
[Chorus]
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created
Sing it like an anthem
Loudly overstated
Yeah I’m half-joking
Fully aggravated
Blink 182 is the worst band ever created