[Intro]
Uh-huh, fresh out the flip phone
Hallway headlines, everybody knows
[Verse 1]
Monday, pink gloss, locker number nine
You borrowed my hoodie, now you claim it’s mine
Told your whole table I was “doing too much”
Then you copied my captions and you liked my crush
At lunch, tray clatter, whispers in a chain
One little rumor got a varsity name
You said she said I said, but the math don’t land
So I circled every story with a glitter pen
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t call my cell, don’t page my line
If you’ve got a problem, say it in real time
[Chorus]
It’s girl drama, baby, bell rings, here we go
Lip gloss, low blows, everybody’s putting on a show
Girl drama, baby, screenshots in the air
By the time the bus pulls up, the whole school knows your affair
Oh-oh, petty but we keep it cute
Oh-oh, talking in the bathroom booth
Girl drama, baby, let the rumor mill spin
I came for my homework, somehow I’m in it again
[Verse 2]
Tuesday, butterfly clips, glitter on my sleeve
You unfollowed me twice, then asked me to leave
From your party? Girl, I never got the invite
But my name on your away message every night
You got a new best friend every other week
Matching charm bracelets, then a public critique
The cafeteria court got a verdict by noon
And the DJ at the dance played our fight tune
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t call my cell, don’t page my line
If you’ve got a problem, say it in real time
[Chorus]
It’s girl drama, baby, bell rings, here we go
Lip gloss, low blows, everybody’s putting on a show
Girl drama, baby, screenshots in the air
By the time the bus pulls up, the whole school knows your affair
Oh-oh, petty but we keep it cute
Oh-oh, talking in the bathroom booth
Girl drama, baby, let the rumor mill spin
I came for my homework, somehow I’m in it again
[Bridge]
Maybe tomorrow we’ll laugh about it
Maybe tomorrow we’ll text without a thousand people around it
Till then, keep my name out your glitter notebook
And give me back my hoodie, that’s the only thing I took
[Final Chorus]
It’s girl drama, baby, bell rings, here we go
Lip gloss, low blows, everybody’s putting on a show
Girl drama, baby, screenshots in the air
By the time the bus pulls up, the whole school knows your affair
[Fast Rap Outro]
Okay, quick with it, click with it, rumors in a chain
Name in the margin, then it’s back again
Who said what, where, when, why, who began it?
Pass me the flip phone, I’m about to land it
New bestie, old beef, group chat, cold feet
Pink case, low waist, marching down the whole street
You can type bold, but you freeze face-to-face
I’m the bell-time headline with the fastest pace
No cap, no pause, no borrowed little act
You can keep the drama, give my hoodie back
Five, four, three, two, when the final bell rings
I’m gone with my crew while the whole hallway sings