Crazy e and dad loved to hate on each other

Story of truth from my childhood

Hey what the hell are you doing now crazy e says shhhhhhhh im making 2 dollars peratogaph dad slams door as he does he says whatever you crazy son of a bitch while I watch the entertainment for a little girl dad pulls up in are car im in back seat he gets out says what the hell are you doing you crazy son of a bitch crazy e response im taking down the tree limbs like you told me too dad response yeah I ment with a chainsaw saw in the shed crazy e responses again well it's down isnt it dad walks to front door yells whatever you crazy son of a bitch im walking slowly into house e high fives me says that was cool wasn't it I say yeah but dad's mad again we laugh car wont start again im in back seat crazy e has pistol points at car dad yells you crazy son of a bitch you better not shoot this car with are baby in it dad looks away crazy e mouths the words should I shoot it I respond from back seat with a nod of my head yes and so he shoots car dad jumps out car you crazy son of a bitch you could if killed are baby crazy e response but I didn't you say im not me then explain these memories they hated each other but both loved me so try and write me out there life's that's fine but you'll never be me with these memories funny I thought my grandpa was the crazy son of a bitch I was asked honey what's your grandpa's name I said crazy son of a bitch my house parent said honey that is not your grandpa's name my response yes it is that what my daddy called him so you think you know bullshit shes not me and im not her so I'll take that crazy over all anyday he brought me cookies and made my childhood fun when I was tiny so she can be me but she can't take my memories so fuck you I need shotgun and pistols to get my revenge now who's gonna bring cookies in emergency dad! You.i dont think so.your ass wouldn't even.let me have sugar in my cereal or even at bed time you.made me eat my vegetables before cookies crazy e never did he'd be here i know he would so Larry knows I promise you im.not stopping you hurt my.pop corn pops didnt.you Effingham illnois you.better realize who iam cause cookie monster dont play your bullshit mother fucker you'll be missed.crazy e love cookie monster