[Verse 1]
I pulled up in the rain
Keys in my palm
You circled that little car
Like it was a charm
You said, "let me take it"
Like you had a plan
Then you came back smiling
With a half-off hand
[Pre-Chorus]
Two thousand on the dash
You know what it's worth
You came in low and lazy
Like you own the Earth
[Chorus]
Who the hell do u think you are?
(Who the hell do u think you are?)
Two thousand, not eleven hundred
(Too low, too low)
Do I look dum?
Do I look dum?
That was a mistake
That was a mistake
[Verse 2]
I gave you clean seats
I gave you a shine
You talked real smooth
Then crossed that line
Said "take it or leave it"
With a grin so bold
But that little blue Cooper
Ain't that cheap, ain't that old
[Pre-Chorus]
You counted up slow
Like I wouldn't see
But I know my value
And you know me
[Chorus]
Who the hell do u think you are?
(Who the hell do u think you are?)
Two thousand, not eleven hundred
(Too low, too low)
Do I look dum?
Do I look dum?
That was a mistake
That was a mistake
[Bridge]
Now you're back in my messages
Acting all sweet
But I heard that number
And I won't repeat
[Final Chorus]
Who the hell do u think you are?
(Who the hell do u think you are?)
Two thousand, not eleven hundred
(Too low, too low)
Do I look dum?
Do I look dum?
That was a mistake
That was a mistake