Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Checked in this morning, cool little plan
Signed my name and took the band
Now I’m limping like a broken man
Baby, I’m bruised but I’m still your man
[Pre-Chorus]
They said “easy day”
I said “sure, okay”
Now I’m walking slow
With a frozen tray
[Chorus]
Ice pack on my balls
Ice pack on my balls
I’m smiling through it all
Ice pack on my balls
(ice pack on my balls)
It’s a little rough
But I still laugh it off
[Verse 2]
Got me in the chair, quick and clean
One small fix, big-time scene
Now I’m home with a couch routine
And a bag of peas like a victory king
[Pre-Chorus]
Every step I take
Makes my whole frame shake
But I’m doing fine
Just a tiny ache
[Chorus]
Ice pack on my balls
Ice pack on my balls
I’m smiling through it all
Ice pack on my balls
(ice pack on my balls)
It’s a little rough
But I still laugh it off
[Bridge]
Yeah, I know, I know
It’s temporary pain
I’ll be back in a week
Acting like I’m brave
Till then I’m
(ice pack on my balls)
Living on the couch
With a loose gray drawstring and a hopeful shout
[Final Chorus]
Ice pack on my balls
Ice pack on my balls
I’m smiling through it all
Ice pack on my balls
(ice pack on my balls)
It’s a little rough
But I still laugh it off
[Outro]
A little sore
A little sore
I’m good for more
Just not today anymore
Style
pop with male vocalsbright mid-tempo bouncefour-on-the-floor kickclipped synth basshandclap snapsand a sunny chord lift; verse rides close-mic and conversationalpre-chorus tightens with rising padschorus opens wide with stacked doubles and gang vocals on the hook. add reverse cymbal swells into each chorusa quirky pluck motif between linesand a glossy punchy mix with crisp top-end and warm low end.pophappymale vocals
Prompt
Write me a song about having a vasectomy and my balls hurting a lot.
Make it a pop song with a male singer with a poppy happy melody., pop
Credits
Prompt byScottyFizzle
GeneratedJun 4, 2026
ModelAria v5.5
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