Too many tracks (and counting)(comedy)

Why’s my track count goin’ up like that?

Did I blink… or drop a hundred tracks?

Woke up, checked my page,

and the numbers looked insane.

Yesterday I had four-eighty,

now it’s four-ninety-eight—

like who’s uploading in my sleep?

’Cause I’m tryna breathe,

but the count goes beep-beep-beep,

climbing faster than my heartbeat.

Maybe the app’s bugged out…

or maybe I’m just built different now.

Either way, I’m on a roll somehow—

guess this is my era, wow.

My tracks keep goin’ higher,

like they’re running on their own.

Every time I blink,

another one finds a home.

I swear I didn’t drop this many—

but the count says otherwise…

Guess I’m making music magic,

one glitch at a time.

Everyone’s like, “Congrats, dude!”

But I’m like, “Um… I didn’t post those tunes.”

Did a ghost drop my drafts at noon?

’Cause my playlist feels like a monsoon.

Still, I’m vibin’, yeah I’m cool—

if the app wants numbers, let it rule.

I’ll just ride this wave like a fool,

’cause 500’s kinda beautiful.

And maybe it’s a little wild…

but it makes my inner kid smile.

If the count wants to run a mile—

I’ll just laugh in style.

My tracks keep goin’ higher,

like the sky ain’t got a roof.

Every time I refresh,

the number jumps again—no spoof.

Maybe it’s a glitch, maybe it’s fate,

maybe it’s just my time to shine…

Either way, I’m celebrating

every single climb.

If it hits a thousand overnight,

I’m blaming the app, not my grind.

But hey… if the glitch wants to hype me up,

I’m not gonna fight that shine.

My tracks keep goin’ higher,

I’m just here enjoying the ride.

Whether it’s real or not,

it’s kinda fun to watch it rise.

I’ll drop my 500th special soon—

but for now I’ll smile at every spike…

yeah, my track count moves too fast,

but that’s alright.