Verse 1
Monday hoodie on, sneakers looking fly,
Friday pink shirt, sparkle in his eye.
We wonder, “What’s the vibe today?”
He just smiles and walks away.
Pre-Chorus
Mystery boy, he’s energy,
Changing like a melody.
Every time we think we know,
He flips the beat and steals the show!
Chorus
Switch it up— is he this or that?
Turn it around, we can’t keep track.
One day macho, next day slay,
He keeps us guessing every day.
In or out, we can’t decide,
But we laugh along, enjoy the ride!
Verse 2
Coffee in his hand, joking with the crew,
Next he’s spraying perfume, showing something new.
He says “my girlfriend,” then “your boyfriend’s cute,”
We’re all confused, but we know he rules!
Pre-Chorus
Style so smooth, he’s got flair,
Leaves us smiling everywhere.
Straight or gay, or in between,
He’s the riddle of our office scene!
Chorus
Switch it up— is he this or that?
Turn it around, we can’t keep track.
One day macho, next day slay,
He keeps us guessing every day.
In or out, we can’t decide,
The closet’s closed, so the truth still hides.
Verse 3
Lunch break stories, changing every time,
One day barbecue, next day sparkling wine.
He talks about the game, then fashion trends,
The mystery’s a spark that never ends.
Pre-Chorus
Mystery boy, he’s energy,
Living life so playfully.
Every time we think we know,
He spins around and steals the show!
Bridge
Maybe he’s both, maybe he’s neither,
Maybe he’s just a playful teaser.
We’ll never know, and that’s okay—
He’s fabulous either way!
Double Chorus (Finale)
Style so smooth, he’s got flair,
Leaves us smiling everywhere.
Straight or gay, or in between,
He’s the riddle of our office scene!
Switch it up— is he this or that?
Turn it around, we can’t keep track.
One day macho, next day slay,
He keeps us guessing every day.
In or out, we can’t decide,
But we laugh along, enjoy the ride!
Outro
“He’s the office bias… mystery line!”
