Track · Jan 3, 2026 · English
Mr. House, President & CEO
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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Shuffled in
Signed your contract on the playmat
Tiny script
Says "Your fate is now his format"
Tap three lands
He walks in with that casino grin
Every roll
Feels rigged before it even begins
[Chorus]
Mr. House
President and CEO
Turning scraps into shares
Watch the value grow
Every token’s a worker on the factory floor
You think you’re trading blows
He’s trading up the score
[Verse 2]
Vexing Puzzle Box on the desk
Still ticking
Click
Click
Click
Every trigger feels like interest kicking
He says
"Trust the process"
While the dice hit six
That’s just synergy
Baby
Not a loaded trick
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Mondrak in the back room
Filing all the clones
“Double that
Double that”
Cold as polished stone
Elesh Norn in the boardroom
Reading profit lines
“Spread the word
Spread the tax”
On your fragile life
[Verse 3]
Treasures in the break room
Blood on the floor
Little army of servos
Clock in for war (hey!)
You brought removal
Thought you’d clean the slate
He just smiled
“Congratulations on advancing the state”
[Chorus]
Style
crunchy indie rock with playful math-rock guitars and tight drums; verses stay dry and deadpanbass walking a quirky groove. chorus widens with fuzz rhythm guitarsgang “hey!” vocalsand bright glockenspiel doubling the main hook. bridge strips to bass + tomsthen full-band shout-along outro. male vocals with wrynerdy charisma.english
Prompt
Indie song about the magic the gathering edh mardu deck “Mr. House, president and ceo”. include puns & cards like vexing puzzle box, Mondrak Glory Dominus, Elesh Norn. Making tokens & synergy
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Herculesmode
HerculesmodeGeneratedJan 3, 2026
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