(Yeahhh… turn that up)
Ayy, CashyDemon steppin’ in — let’s talk football chaos
(Grrah! Cones everywhere!)
[HOOK]
Bears suck, but they still get wins (how?!)
Every damn week like “here we go again”
Whole squad shaky, can’t pretend
How they pullin’ this off when they barely contend
(They frauds!)
Bears suck — that’s facts, no spin
Every drive look thin, every play look grim
But somehow, someway, they still walk in
With a W stamped like a glitch in the sim
(Still winnin’? Hell no!)
[VERSE 1]
Man, the Bears on the field look lost as hell
Every snap shaky like a warning bell
Offense look messy, can’t cast a spell
But they win again — football wild as hell
(Explain that!)
Defense fold like a cheap-ass chair
Opponents run free like nobody there
Coverage blown, crowd yellin’ “where?!”
But they still get dubs — life ain’t fair
(Flag on the play!)
Coach on the sideline lookin’ confused
Playbook vibes like “pick a page, choose”
Clock management got fans amused
But the scoreboard say W — I’m bruised
(Do better!)
[HOOK]
Bears suck, but they still get wins
Every damn week like “here we go again”
Whole squad shaky, can’t pretend
How they pullin’ this off when they barely contend
(They shouldn’t!)
Bears suck — that’s facts, no spin
Every play look wild, every drive look thin
But somehow, someway, they still walk in
With a W stamped like a glitch in the sim
(Still confused!)
[CONE BREAKDOWN]
(Cones! Cones!)
They line up like cones, move slow like cones
Miss zones like cones, stand still like cones
But somehow they win — football clones
Man, this team breakin’ logic and bones
(Cones everywhere!)
[OUTRO]
Yeah… Bears suck
But they still win
And I’ll never understand it
Cone squad forever
(Demon out) Actually no
Bears SUCK BRUH
Chiefs are better lol
Like bro, Dame why do you like them…
Dame I’m better than you your team sucks
Bro.
