The Bears Sucks

(Yeahhh… turn that up)

Ayy, CashyDemon steppin’ in — let’s talk football chaos

(Grrah! Cones everywhere!)

Bears suck, but they still get wins (how?!)

Every damn week like “here we go again”

Whole squad shaky, can’t pretend

How they pullin’ this off when they barely contend

(They frauds!)

Bears suck — that’s facts, no spin

Every drive look thin, every play look grim

But somehow, someway, they still walk in

With a W stamped like a glitch in the sim

(Still winnin’? Hell no!)

Man, the Bears on the field look lost as hell

Every snap shaky like a warning bell

Offense look messy, can’t cast a spell

But they win again — football wild as hell

(Explain that!)

Defense fold like a cheap-ass chair

Opponents run free like nobody there

Coverage blown, crowd yellin’ “where?!”

But they still get dubs — life ain’t fair

(Flag on the play!)

Coach on the sideline lookin’ confused

Playbook vibes like “pick a page, choose”

Clock management got fans amused

But the scoreboard say W — I’m bruised

(Do better!)

Bears suck, but they still get wins

Every damn week like “here we go again”

Whole squad shaky, can’t pretend

How they pullin’ this off when they barely contend

(They shouldn’t!)

Bears suck — that’s facts, no spin

Every play look wild, every drive look thin

But somehow, someway, they still walk in

With a W stamped like a glitch in the sim

(Still confused!)

(Cones! Cones!)

They line up like cones, move slow like cones

Miss zones like cones, stand still like cones

But somehow they win — football clones

Man, this team breakin’ logic and bones

(Cones everywhere!)

Yeah… Bears suck

But they still win

And I’ll never understand it

Cone squad forever

(Demon out) Actually no

Bears SUCK BRUH

Chiefs are better lol

Like bro, Dame why do you like them…

Dame I’m better than you your team sucks

Bro.