Wut?

Zorp-eee, Flarp-Ah-Zee

Gribble-Grobble, Ding-Dong Mane

BLEH! FWAH! SKREEE! WHOOP!

Bleh Fwah Fwah Fwah Whoop Hah!

KA-KAW! KA-KAW! KA-KAW!

Floopy third thing here!

Glimmercatch!

To be determined!

These are all blurble works in progresso,

Twirls to fizzle and compress-o.

They glorp, they whispa-whisp, they point and they frown,

"He's not like us," they snort all around.

Their ziggle-zaggle's neat, their lines are so straight,

But honey, my kerfuffle? That's my own sweet fate.

Doo-wop, shoo-wop, ribbity-zorp,

Their world's flat and beige, mine's a glorpity-gorp.

My mind's a flarpground, a zurkus of thought,

Where logibbles nap and reasibbles get caught

In webs of pure fizzle, spun from thin air,

So I dance with the gloombles, without a care.

Zing-a-ling, bing-a-bong, who needs a map?

I'm charting my course on a cosmic flap-trap.

You build your zorp-zorp on foundations of goo,

While I float on flim-flam, across the sky-blue.

Doesn't mean I'm brokken, or lost, or askew,

Just means my path twirls a different hue.

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub, that's my flummox decree,

Your "normal" ain't normal to me, you see.

Maybe I'm zoinked, maybe I'm not,

But even a broken clock's right twice, I've been taught.

So judge if you want, let your whispa-whisp take flight,

But my kaleidoscope heart? It's fizzling bright.

Flibbity-floo, what's a label or two?

I'm dancing my dance, how about you-hoo?

BLEH! FWAH! SKREEE! WHOOP!

Bleh Fwah Fwah Fwah Whoop Hah!

KA-KAW! KA-KAW! KA-KAW!

Bippity-boppity-blorp... The end... or is it? Heh... Gribble-Grobble... Ding-Dong...