Wut?

[Silence]
[Spoken word intro]
Zorp-eee, Flarp-Ah-Zee
Gribble-Grobble, Ding-Dong Mane
[Instruments begin]
[Chorus]
BLEH!  FWAH!  SKREEE!  WHOOP!
Bleh Fwah Fwah Fwah Whoop Hah!
KA-KAW!  KA-KAW!  KA-KAW!
[Verse 1]
Floopy third thing here!
Glimmercatch!
To be determined!
These are all blurble works in progresso,
Twirls to fizzle and compress-o.
[Verse 2]
They glorp, they whispa-whisp, they point and they frown,
"He's not like us," they snort all around.
Their ziggle-zaggle's neat, their lines are so straight,
But honey, my kerfuffle? That's my own sweet fate.
Doo-wop, shoo-wop, ribbity-zorp,
Their world's flat and beige, mine's a glorpity-gorp.
[Verse 3]
My mind's a flarpground, a zurkus of thought,
Where logibbles nap and reasibbles get caught
In webs of pure fizzle, spun from thin air,
So I dance with the gloombles, without a care.
Zing-a-ling, bing-a-bong, who needs a map?
I'm charting my course on a cosmic flap-trap.
[Verse 4]
You build your zorp-zorp on foundations of goo,
While I float on flim-flam, across the sky-blue.
Doesn't mean I'm brokken, or lost, or askew,
Just means my path twirls a different hue.
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub, that's my flummox decree,
Your "normal" ain't normal to me, you see.
[Bridge]
Maybe I'm zoinked, maybe I'm not,
But even a broken clock's right twice, I've been taught.
So judge if you want, let your whispa-whisp take flight,
But my kaleidoscope heart? It's fizzling bright.
Flibbity-floo, what's a label or two?
I'm dancing my dance, how about you-hoo?
[Chorus]
BLEH!  FWAH!  SKREEE!  WHOOP!
Bleh Fwah Fwah Fwah Whoop Hah!
KA-KAW!  KA-KAW!  KA-KAW!
[Outro - Spoken word, fading out]
Bippity-boppity-blorp...  The end... or is it?  Heh...  Gribble-Grobble... Ding-Dong...

Hyper ADHD, happy in a creepy way, shrill voice, carnival music, gangsta rap