[Intro – Growling Rammstein cadence]
Boom—
Kick in the door, I hear that weak-ass echo,
Back from leave like a glitch in the demo—
Brain rebooted, but the update failed,
IQ free-fallin’ like the ship just sailed.
[Verse 1 – Killshot flow slicing the jugular]
Back in the office with the same dumb stare,
Actin’ like she leveled up but ain’t shit there.
Every step she takes is a hazard sign,
Clueless bitch couldn’t supervise a goddamn line.
“Let me make pages”—that’s all she knows,
Airhead wobblin’ like she’s missin’ a couple rows.
Fakin’ confidence with that bargain-bin grin,
Came back dumber than the day she clocked in.
Tryna act boss, but the script ain’t stickin’,
Brain so empty you can hear that shit clickin’.
“Busy”? Nah—she’s scrollin’ her phone,
Calling people to the office like she’s sittin’ on a throne.
Lazy ass parked while the crew bleeds sweat,
Talkin’ ‘bout work she ain’t touched yet.
Goddamn clown with a clipboard mask,
A toddler could out-manage her ass.
[Hook – Rammstein stomp + Em venom]
Boom— fall back, dumb bitch returnin’
Brains on low power, circuits burnin’
Leave of absence just made her worse
Stupid came back with a motherfuckin’ curse
Boom— reboot failed, system fried
Dumb on max volume, amplified
[Verse 2 – Aggression escalates]
She walk through the floor like a glitchin’ bot,
Thinkin’ she’s hot shit but she’s really not.
Zero skill, zero drive, zero clue,
If stupid was a drug, she the whole damn crew.
Leave of absence didn’t teach her jack,
Came back swingin’ with a cardboard crack.
Useless, loud, and lost as fuck,
How the hell she survive off luck?
She talk big talk like she know that game,
But can’t spell “leadership” without spellcheck’s name.
“Help me show this” — bitch go read,
You still ain’t learned how to lead a seed.
Tryna micromanage but she can’t manage shit,
Mind so slow it should come with a permit.
Whole shift groan when they hear her voice,
Dumb bitch movin’ like she ain’t got a choice.
Returnin’ from leave like a plot twist flop,
Came back wrong—factory didn’t finish the top.
[Bridge – Rammstein metal chant]
Dumm, dumm, dumm—
She marches like a broken drum
Dumm, dumm, dumm—
Stupidity forever numb
[Final Verse – Killshot closers]
Every time she speaks it’s a new malfunction,
Every plan she makes ends in a damn concussion.
She back—
But the brain stayed out,
Leave of absence took the only piece of her clout.
Now we stuck with a walking error code,
A clown in charge of a heavy load.
But fuck it—
Let the truth detonate:
She’s back dumber than her starting state.
[Outro – Heavy stomp]
Boom.
Reboot failed.
Supervisor downgraded.
System permanently broken.
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