🎶 [Intro – Soft keys and bass groove, playful]
(spoken)
You don’t need a mansion on a mountain…
But if you did, I know a guy with a llama and a helicopter license.
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🎶 [Verse 1 – Smooth & romantic]
You want pancakes shaped like hearts at 3am?
Done. (I got syrup too.)
A mariachi band just for the vibe?
They’re already en route.
You want your name in lights on a billboard in Spain?
Or a turtleneck hand-knit by a famous Great Dane?
I’ll whisper sweet nonsense in seventeen tongues
While we slow dance to bagpipes and drums...
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🎶 [Chorus – Big, catchy, loving]
🎵 I’d do it all for love (even if it’s weird)
I’d serenade your goldfish, grow a sentimental beard
I'd learn ballet for you, in size 13 shoes
And stage a flash mob with kangaroos
I’d build a hot tub out of cherry pie
Just to see that sparkle in your eye
I’d do it all — oh yes, my dove
‘Cause darling, I’d do it all for love 🎵
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🎶 [Verse 2 – More ridiculous, more devoted]
You want a penguin to deliver your tea?
I know a chilly friend who owes me a fee
A candlelit dinner on a flying trapeze?
I'll cook spaghetti while hanging from my knees
You want a love song with a disco kazoo?
I’ll record it live — and autotune too
You want to hear "I love you" carved into toast?
Baby, I’ll burn it in, then propose a toast
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🎶 [Bridge – Slow it down, get sincere]
🎵 I may not have riches or perfect hygiene
But I’ve got big plans and a fog machine
You bring the heart, I’ll bring the flair
We’ll ride into sunset on a folding chair 🎵
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🎶 [Final Chorus – Bigger, goofier, all-in]
🎵 I’d do it all for love (even if it’s strange)
From Iceland to Vegas, I’d happily change
I’d train a dolphin just to spell out your name
In synchronized flips — girl, I’m not ashamed
I’d juggle jelly just to make you smile
I’d wear a tuxedo made of crocodile
I’d do it all — the stars above
Ain’t half as bright as my goofy love 🎵
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🎶 [Outro – Soft, sweet, jazzy chords]
(spoken, gently)
So if you want a dozen raccoons to waltz in formation under a disco ball...
Just say the word. I’m yours.
