Track · May 19, 2026 · English

Dress Disaster

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2:58

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I wore my best dress today

Thought I looked fine

Then my body said, "Nope"

Right at the wrong time

I felt that little warning

Way too late

Now I'm standin' here frozen

In a total mess state

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh no, oh no

Don't ask me why

I tried to play it cool

But I can't lie

Oh no, oh no

This is my fate

I'm holdin' my breath

While I panic and pray

[Chorus]

I just took a shit in my dress

Now it's running down my leg

I just took a shit in my dress

And I cannot save my day

Running down my leg

I just took a shit in my dress

Now it's running down my leg

[Verse 2]

I smiled at the mirror

Then I heard that sound

My whole proud little moment

Came crashing down

The hem's got a secret

That I can't keep

I'm walking like a cartoon

On shaky feet

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh no, oh no

Don't look too close

I'm trying to act normal

But it's doing the most

Oh no, oh no

Please let me pass

I need one good exit

And a faster walk

[Chorus]

I just took a shit in my dress

Now it's running down my leg

I just took a shit in my dress

And I cannot save my day

Running down my leg

I just took a shit in my dress

Now it's running down my leg

[Bridge]

I had plans

I had pride

Now I'm praying

For a place to hide

One bad minute

One bad guess

And the whole room knows

I made a mess

[Final Chorus]

I just took a shit in my dress

Now it's running down my leg

I just took a shit in my dress

And I cannot save my day

Running down my leg

I just took a shit in my dress

Now it's running down my leg

Style

pop with bouncy mid-tempo groovesyncopated handclapsrubbery bassand bright synth plucks; verse stays stripped with tight kick and finger snapspre-chorus lifts with rising pads and stacked oohschorus opens wide with punchy drums and chanty doubles. lead vocal is close-mic and conversationalwith pitched ad-libs and short delay throws on the hook. vinyl crackle introreverse swell into chorusand sparkly top-line fills. crispglossyradio-ready mix.popenglish

Prompt

I must confess, I just took a shit in my dress and now its running down my leg., pop

Credits

Prompt by

Plastic_Daggers

GeneratedMay 19, 2026

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