[Verse 1]
I wore my best dress today
Thought I looked fine
Then my body said, "Nope"
Right at the wrong time
I felt that little warning
Way too late
Now I'm standin' here frozen
In a total mess state
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, oh no
Don't ask me why
I tried to play it cool
But I can't lie
Oh no, oh no
This is my fate
I'm holdin' my breath
While I panic and pray
[Chorus]
I just took a shit in my dress
Now it's running down my leg
I just took a shit in my dress
And I cannot save my day
Running down my leg
Running down my leg
I just took a shit in my dress
Now it's running down my leg
[Verse 2]
I smiled at the mirror
Then I heard that sound
My whole proud little moment
Came crashing down
The hem's got a secret
That I can't keep
I'm walking like a cartoon
On shaky feet
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, oh no
Don't look too close
I'm trying to act normal
But it's doing the most
Oh no, oh no
Please let me pass
I need one good exit
And a faster walk
[Chorus]
I just took a shit in my dress
Now it's running down my leg
I just took a shit in my dress
And I cannot save my day
Running down my leg
Running down my leg
I just took a shit in my dress
Now it's running down my leg
[Bridge]
I had plans
I had pride
Now I'm praying
For a place to hide
One bad minute
One bad guess
And the whole room knows
I made a mess
[Final Chorus]
I just took a shit in my dress
Now it's running down my leg
I just took a shit in my dress
And I cannot save my day
Running down my leg
Running down my leg
I just took a shit in my dress
Now it's running down my leg