Lyrics
[Intro]
Welcome to the funny farm
Check in
Keep your lucky charm
You’ll need it
[Verse 1]
Male:
Doctor took my phones away
Jokes on him
They still call all day
Static in my skull like rush hour
Every single thought got jump-scare power
Female:
Nurse with a smile and a busted pen
Writes my name wrong, calls me “Them” again
Says “How you feel?”
I say “Pick a voice”
They all raise hands like it’s roll call choice (hey!)
[Chorus]
Welcome to the funny farm
Voices in my head yell “Sound the alarm!”
One says run, one says stay
One wants hugs, one wants flambé
Welcome to the funny farm
Laughter in the dark feels kinda warm
If I talk back, don’t be scared
I’m just arguing with the air
[Verse 2]
Male:
One voice swears it’s my hype man
“One more lap, you the champ, you the right man”
Next one whispers, “Trip that dude”
Third one’s rating all my food
Female:
One keeps shipping me with my ex
One just screams “Did you send that text?”
Another does stand-up, bombs each line
Still demands a two-drink minimum in my mind
Male:
Therapist asks which one is “me”
Whole row of us yells “Pick me, pick three!”
She says “We’ll work through it slow”
Voices start chanting “Live studio show!”
[Chorus]
Welcome to the funny farm
Voices in my head yell “Sound the alarm!”
One says kiss, one says bite
One wants tea, one wants a fight
Welcome to the funny farm
Clown mask charm on my arm
If I crack up, don’t be scared
That’s just management in there
[Bridge]
Female:
Roll call, y’all
Inside skull wall
Who’s loud? Who’s calm?
Who caused last night’s inner brawl?
Male:
Angry one, sleepy one, chaos queen
Prank caller stuck on repeat screen
We argue, we roast, we rhyme
Whole brain’s one open mic night crime (ooh)
[Chorus]
Welcome to the funny farm
Voices in my head yell “Sound the alarm!”
One says jump, one says dance
One just heckles my own stance
Welcome to the funny farm
Crazy’s kind of part of the charm
If I talk back, don’t be scared
It’s just crowded in there
Style
raphard-hitting horrorcore comedy rap with male and female vocals trading lines; crunchy distorted drumsominous choir stabsand warped bass. verses stay tight and punchy; hook explodes with gang shouts and layered call-and-response. occasional glitchy fx and eerie giggles accent punchlineskeeping energy wild and unhinged.comedyhorrorcorehardcore
Prompt
Welcome to the funny farm, voices in my head, rap, hardcore, horrorcore, comedy, male, female
Credits
Prompt by
KingDe4d
KingDe4dGeneratedMar 10, 2026
ModelAria v5
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