

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Welcome to the funny farm Check in Keep your lucky charm You’ll need it [Verse 1] Male: Doctor took my phones away Jokes on him They still call all day Static in my skull like rush hour Every single thought got jump-scare power Female: Nurse with a smile and a busted pen Writes my name wrong, calls me “Them” again Says “How you feel?” I say “Pick a voice” They all raise hands like it’s roll call choice (hey!) [Chorus] Welcome to the funny farm Voices in my head yell “Sound the alarm!” One says run, one says stay One wants hugs, one wants flambé Welcome to the funny farm Laughter in the dark feels kinda warm If I talk back, don’t be scared I’m just arguing with the air [Verse 2] Male: One voice swears it’s my hype man “One more lap, you the champ, you the right man” Next one whispers, “Trip that dude” Third one’s rating all my food Female: One keeps shipping me with my ex One just screams “Did you send that text?” Another does stand-up, bombs each line Still demands a two-drink minimum in my mind Male: Therapist asks which one is “me” Whole row of us yells “Pick me, pick three!” She says “We’ll work through it slow” Voices start chanting “Live studio show!” [Chorus] Welcome to the funny farm Voices in my head yell “Sound the alarm!” One says kiss, one says bite One wants tea, one wants a fight Welcome to the funny farm Clown mask charm on my arm If I crack up, don’t be scared That’s just management in there [Bridge] Female: Roll call, y’all Inside skull wall Who’s loud? Who’s calm? Who caused last night’s inner brawl? Male: Angry one, sleepy one, chaos queen Prank caller stuck on repeat screen We argue, we roast, we rhyme Whole brain’s one open mic night crime (ooh) [Chorus] Welcome to the funny farm Voices in my head yell “Sound the alarm!” One says jump, one says dance One just heckles my own stance Welcome to the funny farm Crazy’s kind of part of the charm If I talk back, don’t be scared It’s just crowded in there
Tags
rap, Hard-hitting horrorcore comedy rap with male and female vocals trading lines; crunchy distorted drums, ominous choir stabs, and warped bass. Verses stay tight and punchy; hook explodes with gang shouts and layered call-and-response. Occasional glitchy FX and eerie giggles accent punchlines, keeping energy wild and unhinged., comedy, horrorcore, hardcore
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3/10/2026