[Intro: Rooster Season tag, acoustic guitar, 808 kick, phone notification sounds]
" It's Rooster Season..."
"Is this still available?"
"Yeah..."
...Seen 2:14 PM.
[Deep raspy male vocals, swampy Memphis country trap, gritty humor, laid-back bounce, storytelling tone]
[Hook]
Facebook Marketplace, Lord have mercy on my soul.
Everybody want a bargain, everybody play a role.
Got a hundred messages, ain't nobody got the cash.
Everybody say they coming, then they vanish in a flash.
Facebook Marketplace.
Lord, what'd I list today?
Facebook Marketplace.
Same damn circus every day.
[Verse 1]
Posted it at eight, had a message by nine.
"What's your lowest?" before they read one line.
Price says a hundred, they offer me twenty.
Talking 'bout, "Cash in hand," like that's worth plenty.
"Can you hold it till Friday?"
Brother, I can't.
First one with the money gets it.
Simple as that.
Then another one asks,
"Will you bring it to me?"
You live two hours away.
You must be crazy.
[Hook]
Facebook Marketplace, Lord have mercy on my soul.
Everybody want a bargain, everybody play a role.
Got a hundred messages, ain't nobody got the cash.
Everybody say they coming, then they vanish in a flash.
Facebook Marketplace.
Lord, what'd I list today?
Facebook Marketplace.
Same damn circus every day.
[Verse 2]
"I'm pulling up now."
Never seen their face.
Hour goes by...
Guess they lost in space.
Then they hit me back.
"My bad, I fell asleep."
Brother, if you wanted it,
you should've grabbed it when it was cheap.
One dude offered me
A broke weed eater.
A cracked up TV
And a pet snake feeder.
Said, "It's worth more
Than what you're asking."
I said, "Keep it then."
Quit all that yapping.
[Bridge]
Meet me at the gas station.
Broad daylight.
I ain't trying to end up
On the evening news tonight.
Bring exact cash.
Don't ask for change.
If your cousin coming too,
Tell him stay in his lane.
[Final Hook]
Facebook Marketplace, it's a comedy show.
Every deal's an adventure, you never really know.
Some folks keep it solid, shake your hand and roll.
Others waste your whole day just to feed their soul.
Facebook Marketplace.
Every seller knows the game.
Tomorrow I'll post again...
And it'll all be the same.
IndieFalcon928
