When we first got together, cake was on the plate,
Morning, noon, and midnight — never had to wait.
Sweet frosting everywhere, sugar in the air,
Every day was a bakery, love was always there.
Chorus
Cake on the table, cake on my mind,
Used to get a slice easy, now it takes some time.
Love’s a kitchen secret, changes on a dime,
But the cake’s so sweet, it’s delicious, it’s better every time.
Then we tied the knot, thought the cake would stay,
But the recipe got locked up and hidden away.
Now if I don’t like her hairstyle, quick enough, no slice,
It’s like the kitchen’s closed, and the oven’s on ice.
Chorus
Cake on the table, cake on my mind,
Used to get a slice easy, now it takes some time.
Love’s a kitchen secret, changes on a dime,
But the cake’s so sweet, it’s delicious, it’s better every time.
I did the dishes wrong, left a cup in the sink,
Suddenly the cake’s on hold, gone in a blink.
She says she’s too tired, or the mood ain’t right,
Cake’s on a diet, locked away for the night.
They don’t tell you in the vows, don’t put it on the page,
That the honeymoon’s sweet, but the kitchen turns a cage.
Now love’s a bargaining chip, a tool in the fight,
Cake gets rationed out like sugar in the night.
Chorus
Cake on the table, cake on my mind,
Used to get a slice easy, now it takes some time.
Love’s a kitchen secret, changes on a dime,
But the cake’s so sweet, it’s delicious, it’s better every time.
Some days I laugh about it, some nights I just shake,
Marriage turned the sweetest thing into give and take.
But I’ll keep playing husband, keep rolling with the rhyme,
The cake’s so sweet, it’s delicious, it’s better every time.
Outro
Love you baby, you have the best cake in the world
