This is me

I’m a cute little dog

with an innocent face

but you best believe that I run this place

you’re going to the bathroom

and I’m going too

that’s what best friends are supposed to do

I steal your food when you look away

then give guilty eyes

til you say it’s okay

I’ll sleep sideways just because I can

all you really need is the bed edge man

you say you’re the owner but I think that’s cute

I’m living rent free

and you’re picking up poop

one little bark and you jump to your feet

now tell me who’s walking who down the street