Time to take a trip.
We're going to visit some of the craziest named cities across America.
You ready?
Let's start with Finger Tennessee and Bitter End Tennessee.
Then Screamer Alabama,
Early Bird Florida,
Social Circle Georgia,
Wide Awake South Carolina,
Why not North Carolina,
and Skippers Virginia for our first night.
Come morning,
We're headed to Pig Kentucky,
Tornado West Virginia,
Shady Side Maryland,
and eating brunch in Bacons Delaware.
We'll have a late lunch in, Leisure Village New Jersey
before hitting Mystic Connecticut,
Moosup Valley Rhode Island,
and checking out Old Furnace Massachusetts.
Next we'll get cleaned up in Bath Maine,
and pitch a tent in Owls Head Maine for the night.
Come sun up,
we'll head to Freedom New Hampshire,
then to Tinkerville New Hampshire to tinker around.
We'll have lunch in South Hero Vermont,
and an evening stroll in Mosquitoville Vermont,
before spending the night in Handsome Eddy New York.
Day four starts with driving over to The Hideout in Pennsylvania,
then Pee Pee Township Ohio
and spending the afternoon in Hell Michigan, and the night in Beard Indiana.
Day 5 we'll run through Roaches Illinois and leave the state by way of Goofy Ride Illinois.
After watching a beautiful sunset in Mole Lake Wisconsin,
we'll rent a room in Nimrod Minnesota for the night.