Dancing Queen

She’s got two left feet but a heart of gold

Trips on the rug like it’s getting old

Socks mismatched

But she’s got style

Falls on her face

Then laughs for a while

She spins

She slips

She slides

She grins

A queen in chaos

Let the show begin

Dancing queen

But not on beat

Steps so wrong

They’re kind of sweet

She’s the ruler of the clumsy scene

All hail the wobbly dancing queen

Her moves are wild

Like a cat on ice

She flails her arms

It’s a roll of dice

Pirouettes like a spinning top

Hits the lamp

And she just won’t stop

She’s got the groove of a rocking chair

Flipping and flopping without a care

Crowned in glory with a paper hat

Who needs rhythm when you’ve got that?

Dancing queen

But not on beat

Steps so wrong

They’re kind of sweet

She’s the ruler of the clumsy scene

All hail the wobbly dancing queen