Yo, I’m not a Jedi, but I got that drip,
Rockin’ Darth Vader while I hit this whip.
Lightsaber in hand, and I’m feelin’ bold—
But I missed ten shots... classic Stormtrooper mold.
[Verse 1]
Drop from the bus like I’m Luke in the sky,
Land on Tatooine—wait, that’s Frenzy Farm? Why?!
Found a chest, opened up with flair,
Got a green saber and some thermal flares.
I’m cruisin' in a speeder—nah, that's just a truck,
Ran into a Wookiee, said “What the fuzz?”
Kylo Ren tryin’ to flex in the zone,
But I boxed him up like a galactic cone.
[Hook]
Stormtrooper aim, I can’t hit squat,
But I still win games with the loot I got.
Got the Force in my flow and the skill of a bot,
One crank, one smack—“Eliminated, you are,”
Stormtrooper aim, but the drip too real,
Sith on my squad and I’m chuggin’ heels.
If Yoda says camp, then I guess I chill—
“Victory Royale, young padawan, chill.”
[Verse 2]
Darth Maul pull up with a double-blade spin,
I panic-built stairs to a trash bin.
Obi-Wan hit me with a force-push play,
I flew off the map—bro, that ain’t okay!
Then I came back with a bounty hunter’s vibe,
Got Mando on my back and Grogu by my side.
Took the high ground—shoutout Anakin’s pain—
He tried to crank up, but slipped in the rain.
[Hook]
Stormtrooper aim, I spray and pray,
Still top five at the end of the day.
Force choke a bot, then I dab and sway,
“This is the way”—nah, this is just cray.
Stormtrooper aim, but I hit that beat,
Lightsaber swingin’ with two left feet.
Circle’s tight, but my fit too clean—
I just moonwalked on a rebel teen.
[Outro]
So queue up the match, may the loot be kind,
I’m the clumsiest Sith you’re ever gon’ find.
With a blaster in hand and a dance to end strife—
In Fortnite x Star Wars, it’s a weird, wild life.