Eli why you ruining the vibe

**"Why You Reportin' Everyone"**  
*(rage trap/angry drill energy – imagine distorted 808s, rapid triplet flows, and pure spite)*

[Intro – screaming into void]  
Yeah yeah yeah,  
I see you clickin’ that button like it’s therapy,  
Whole timeline snitchin’, who hurt you G?  

[Chorus]  
Why you reportin’ everyone?  
Why you reportin’ everyone?  
Mad ‘cause I’m loud and I ain’t cappin’ nun  
Why you reportin’ everyone?  
Got the block on mute but you still press “done”  
Snitch with a keyboard, you a digital nun  
Why you— WHY YOU REPORTIN’ EVERYONE?!

[Verse 1]  
You got 17 followers, 9 of ‘em bots  
But somehow you the morality cop?  
I said “die mad” and you sprinted to the flag  
Bro you’re 34 actin like you never raged  
My tweet said “L + ratio + your mom”  
You hit report like that fixes your prom  
I’m tryna get my anger out in 280 chars  
You tryna get me timed out like you my dad  

[Chorus]  
Why you reportin’ everyone?  
Why you reportin’ everyone?  
Your feelings so fragile they need a helmet on  
Why you reportin’ everyone?  
You the type to report a meme for fun  
Crybaby hall monitor, you never won  
Why you— WHY YOU REPORTIN’ EVERYONE?!

[Verse 2]  
“Harassment” — I called you mid  
“Violence” — I said I’d slap your fit  
“Hateful conduct” — I told the truth too quick  
Every box you tick is just you bein’ a bitch  
You ain’t protectin’ nobody, you just bored  
Power-trippin’ on a free account you scored  
I’m out here beefin’ with the world, that’s my brand  
You out here beefin’ with the report button in your hand  

[Bridge – slower, venomous]  
You don’t want smoke, you want safety  
You don’t want bars, you want muting  
You don’t want real, you want cutesy  
So go ahead… keep doin’ what you doin’  
Keep clickin’  
Keep snitchin’  
Keep bitchin’  
I’ll still be here tomorrow spittin’

[Final Chorus – double time, unhinged]  
WHY YOU REPORTIN’ EVERYONE?!  
WHY YOU REPORTIN’ EVERYONE?!  
You soft as baby shit, you fold for nun  
WHY YOU REPORTIN’ EVERYONE?!  
I hope your Wi-Fi disconnects mid-report son  
Still gon’ clown you when the ban gets undone  
WHY YOU— WHY YOU REPORTIN’ EVERYONE?!  

[Outro – laughing/angry fade]  
Yeah… keep hittin’ that button lil bro  
I got alts  
I got drafts  
I got time  
You just got hurt feelings… and a report limit.  

Run it back.

Rage