

Prompt / Lyrics
“Chuck Norris: Facts of the Universe” (Verse 1) When the night gets dark, it checks with him, Even shadows fade when the lights go dim. He don’t breathe air—air breathes him, Reality bends at the edge of his grin. He built the road that destiny walks, Silence listens when Chuck Norris talks. (Pre-Chorus) No coin to flip, no odds to weigh— Luck just follows where he stays… (Chorus) Chuck Norris don’t chase the storm, The storm forms where he was born. Roundhouse kick and the sky divides, Thunder claps just to coincide. Every legend you’ve heard is true— And the scary part? It’s just a few… Of what Chuck Norris can do. (Verse 2) He counted to infinity—twice in a row, Taught the rivers exactly where to flow. When he does pushups, the earth goes down, Mountains rise just to watch that sound. Fire gets burned if it steps out of line, And time checks in just to make sure it’s fine. (Pre-Chorus) No edge, no end, no final say— He is the reason there’s a way… (Chorus) Chuck Norris don’t fear the fall, The fall just never comes at all. He don’t run—he lets things chase, Even fear won’t show its face. Every myth you’ve ever known— He approved it, carved it in stone… That’s how his power’s grown. (Bridge) Books don’t teach him—he teaches truth, History started when he had proof. Mirrors don’t reflect—they just agree, That perfection looks like what they see. He once stared death straight in the eyes, Now death just waits until he decides. (Breakdown) No crown to wear, no throne to claim— The world just whispers his name… (Final Chorus) Chuck Norris don’t ever fade, Even time is slightly afraid. When the stars burn out and the end is near, He’ll still be standing right here. No myth, no joke, no made-up stories— Just the endless truth of Norris glory… Yeah, the universe runs on Chuck Norris. [Chorus] “Chuck Norris: Facts of the Universe” (Verse 1) When the night gets dark, it checks with him, Even shadows fade when the lights go dim. He don’t breathe air—air breathes him, Reality bends at the edge of his grin. He built the road that destiny walks, Silence listens when Chuck Norris talks. (Pre-Chorus) No coin to flip, no odds to weigh— Luck just follows where he stays… (Chorus) Chuck Norris don’t chase the storm, The storm forms where he was born. Roundhouse kick and the sky divides, Thunder claps just to coincide. Every legend you’ve heard is true— And the scary part? It’s just a few… Of what Chuck Norris can do. (Verse 2) He counted to infinity—twice in a row, Taught the rivers exactly where to flow. When he does pushups, the earth goes down, Mountains rise just to watch that sound. Fire gets burned if it steps out of line, And time checks in just to make sure it’s fine. (Pre-Chorus) No edge, no end, no final say— He is the reason there’s a way… (Chorus) Chuck Norris don’t fear the fall, The fall just never comes at all. He don’t run—he lets things chase, Even fear won’t show its face. Every myth you’ve ever known— He approved it, carved it in stone…
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Lo-fi,rap,experimental, chopped,screwed,sad,lonely,slowbasscreep,glitch,hiphop,slowbasssub,dead,chopped,choirs,gospel.
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3/20/2026