Grin On My Wanted Poster

[Verse 1]
Preacher said, "Son, you’re in danger"
I said, "Me too, I just met a stranger"
Married her fast at a county fair stand
By Monday she’d pawned off my truck and my band

[Chorus]
Got a grin on my wanted poster
Teeth all bright like I'm doin' fine
"Armed with charm and a poor decision"
That’s my crime on the county line
If you see me runnin' from the altar
With a bouquet and a busted tire
Just wave hello, don't call the sheriff
I’m only wanted
For playin' with fire

[Verse 2]
Mama said, "Boy, you’re a heartache"
Now she just labels my Tupperware "Jake"
She brings my exes to Sunday lunch
Calls it a blessing, I call it a punch

[Chorus]
Got a grin on my wanted poster
Teeth all bright like I'm doin' fine
"Armed with charm and a poor decision"
That’s my crime on the county line
If you see me dancin' with disaster
Wedding ring on a barbed-wire wire
Just raise your glass, don’t start your prayin'
I’m only wanted
For playin' with fire

[Bridge]
Judge asked, "Son, did you learn your lesson?"
I said, "Yeah, next time I’ll read the questions"
He said, "Boy, this ain’t a quiz"
I said, "Then why’s my life multiple choice like this?" (hey!)

[outro]
Got a grin on my wanted poster
Teeth all bright like I'm doin' fine
"Armed with charm and a poor decision"
That’s my crime on the county line
If you see me hitchin' with my baggage
Laughin' low at the smoke and wires
Just let me pass, I ain’t that dangerous
I’m only wanted
For playin' with fire

Funny, Modern outlaw Country, very angry song, deep raspy baritone, emotional vocals, angry vocals, electric guitar