

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Preacher said, "Son, you’re in danger" I said, "Me too, I just met a stranger" Married her fast at a county fair stand By Monday she’d pawned off my truck and my band [Chorus] Got a grin on my wanted poster Teeth all bright like I'm doin' fine "Armed with charm and a poor decision" That’s my crime on the county line If you see me runnin' from the altar With a bouquet and a busted tire Just wave hello, don't call the sheriff I’m only wanted For playin' with fire [Verse 2] Mama said, "Boy, you’re a heartache" Now she just labels my Tupperware "Jake" She brings my exes to Sunday lunch Calls it a blessing, I call it a punch [Chorus] Got a grin on my wanted poster Teeth all bright like I'm doin' fine "Armed with charm and a poor decision" That’s my crime on the county line If you see me dancin' with disaster Wedding ring on a barbed-wire wire Just raise your glass, don’t start your prayin' I’m only wanted For playin' with fire [Bridge] Judge asked, "Son, did you learn your lesson?" I said, "Yeah, next time I’ll read the questions" He said, "Boy, this ain’t a quiz" I said, "Then why’s my life multiple choice like this?" (hey!) [outro] Got a grin on my wanted poster Teeth all bright like I'm doin' fine "Armed with charm and a poor decision" That’s my crime on the county line If you see me hitchin' with my baggage Laughin' low at the smoke and wires Just let me pass, I ain’t that dangerous I’m only wanted For playin' with fire
Tags
Funny, Modern outlaw Country, very angry song, deep raspy baritone, emotional vocals, angry vocals, electric guitar
2:54
No
1/28/2026