Puffin da Herb

Sup?

Alright,

Yeah

Let's hit this shit

How am I supposed to tell you about my life

When all the drugs that I done got my memory wiped

Its like somethings come in my head an moved shit around

I learn something new it pushes somethin old out

Throughout my life im better when Im smokin a spliff

Helps me put up with the world yo an all of its shit

Im equipped with the ability to roll mad joints

But I forget what im sayin before I get to my point

I phone my weed hoarder

Who says I oughta order

So I bought a sticky quarter

To get slaughtered with your daughter

We went around the corner

Had a bong but no water

Couldn't roll so I taught her

I turned her into a stoner

Rez and 2thumbs spittin on the mic

smoked a bag of weed now we're high as kites

Joint after joint makes us feel just right

Puffin da herb makes us rhyme real tight

Smokin non stop till we lose our sight

We just need a bag of weed and a workin light

Watch us ignite and make the world real bright

We'll be puffin da herb till the end of the night.

Fuck you! im guna smoke my spliff

Take a look at my face do you think I give a shit

Admit it when they legalise it

You'll probably want a bit when I light my bif

If I was my memory where would I be

Would i see it flee when I smoke these leaves

If my names on a list I'll be an absentee

Cuz forgettin shit is my guarantee

But in reality if you agree with me

We should smoke legally instead of just tax free

It helps me eat and makes me sleep

We can save the trees if we plant these seeds

You say my weed the smell makes you heave

Well excuse me you can always leave

Don't sit by me and fake a cough,

There is a choice you can go fuck off

When I get up in the mornin I make a point

To put on sublime and smoke two joints

Start my day feelin better than I ever can remember

Grab my light from my pocket an I found an extra tenner

I got the weed I got spliffs and bifs

Gimme a joint and i'll hit that shit

Got the rainbow runtz

With the peachy punch

I smoke an ounce a week

dont dream when i sleep

This ain't no con

Smoke like Cheech and Chong

Or do it like the best

Just like Red and Meth

But 2 thumbs and Rez

More like Bill and Ted

Yo rez -

Call your dealer im outta weed

You can get that good shit i guarantee

Blue zushi that sweet kush Mike larry

Or anythin that ends with o g

Smoke so much my eyes go Chinese

So blood shot looks like a disease

You want another toke

"Oh yes please" - cheers mate

Just need to medicate let the brain hydrate

Blunt after blunt makes the artist create

1 puff 2 puff 3 puff cough!

Brains sayin more but lungs are shouting "fuck off!"

Rez and 2 thumbs spittin on the mic

smoked a bag of weed now we're high as a kite

Joint after joint makes us feel just right

Puffin da herb makes us rhyme real tight

Smokin non stop till we lose our sight

We just need a bag of weed and a workin light

Watch us ignite and make the world real bright

We'll be puffin da herb till the end of the night. "

This weeds hittin my brain like a hurricane

Gota keep high all the time or i'll go insane

A stoners word straight from his brain

And fuck cocaine it's all about the Mary jane "yeah"

I wanna jump on a plane to Barcelona Spain

I wanna find the strongest strain no 1 complains

In the UK we pick up in an alleyway

Filled with junkies sniffin hairspray

Couldn't give a shit if its illegal in the UK

Brain washed minds the governments play

But i'll still do it dre and nate dogs way

Smoke weed every day

Rez and 2 thumbs spittin on the mic

smoked a bag of weed now we're high as a kite

Joint after joint makes us feel just right

Puffin da herb makes us rhyme real tight

Smokin non stop till we lose our sight

We just need a bag of weed and a workin light

Watch us ignite and make the world real bright

We'll be puffin da herb till the end of the night. "Motherfucker"