Oh boy

Oh boy it's a story for yee yo now that happened. I can't believe it man. Totally unexpected really. Literally blows me away. Hard to stand my ground. Ground slippery. I'm trapped now. I'm in the shower. How could this be happening.

I'm minding my own. Doing my thing gettin clean. I herd that pop sound. Kinda like a tap on glass or porcelain. No no. Can't be so. I said hello. She replied. Why oh why did the reply. Don't tell me no no. Can't be true. I know better. She'd never. Not in a million. Thers no way.

Oh boy it's a story for yee yo now that happened. I can't believe it man. Totally unexpected really. Literally blows me away. Hard to stand my ground. Ground slippery. I'm trapped now. I'm in the shower. How could this be happening.

I'm gonna ask. What ya doing baby. Silence for a few seconds. I'm worried. She said i had to pee sorry. It's just pee honey.

Oh boy it's a story for yee yo now that happened. I can't believe it man. Totally unexpected really. Literally blows me away. Hard to stand my ground. Ground slippery. I'm trapped now. I'm in the shower. How could this be happening.

Ohh my god I'm thinking. Famous last words. Just for me. I herd squeeeeeak whistle. Squeak. Pop. Vaaaaaaappppppp riiiippp boom splash. She's grunting. Vaaaaapppp vvvviiipp swwweeeerrrrpppp squeeeeaaaakk. Splash. Riipp. Riipp. Vraammmppp squeak flop splash.

Oh boy it's a story for yee yo now that happened. I can't believe it man. Totally unexpected really. Literally blows me away. Hard to stand my ground. Ground slippery. I'm trapped now. I'm in the shower. How could this be happening.

Oh my god she's shitting I'm in the shower. It smells so bad. Like she eats fried lama but. Zombie guts. Smell like a dumpster. Like a cow in a wet closet. Like what you might imagine if you left a pig in the trunk. All day. Concentrated evil escaping. Satan himself came out. Brown breezy. Chunky winds. I'm puking. All i smell is steamy poo. Bad milk and beef. Help me.

Oh boy it's a story for yee yo now that happened. I can't believe it man. Totally unexpected really. Literally blows me away. Hard to stand my ground. Ground slippery. I'm trapped now. I'm in the shower. How could this be happening.

She's laughing. I'm crying. Nothing in here can cover that up. I'm about to snort shampoo. It's bad in here. Call a doctor. The pope said nope. We're screwed. I need help I'll get her back. Booty attack. Smell like lama butt's. Moody dookie. Spooky poop. We need hazmat please. She's gruntin and laughin. I'm crying. Help this man it's unreasonable. Unexpected un exceptible. Un flushable. Un stable. I'm un capable of breathing. Gonna fall out. Big splash that's me dying hit the water I'm drowning myself. Peace out.