Nice won’t get you Nowhere

Well…
Looks like we’ve hit a tiny snag
Someone went and made a mess
And who is here to clean the drag?
The pieces? Take a guess.
So, what’s the cure for a betrayer?
This trembling, cowardly excuse?
Reduce him, then seduce him—no—
Just end him…what’s the use?
All is fair when you wear the crown
Little perks that your power supplies
If they dare to speak, just strike them down
She with the diamonds decides
Gifted with features as grand as these
Kingdoms surrender their keys
Take your prize, if you wanna rise, someone’s gotta fall
Darling, all is fair
When you’re the fairest of all.
Maybe I’ve been slightly misleading
But I don’t need your advice
Honestly, I find it pleasing
You telling me to be nice
But nice will never get you somewhere
Nice won’t finish what’s begun
Ambitious girls? They’re vicious girls
And, oh, they have fun
This is gonna be so fun
All is fair when you wear the crown
Being queen means you do as you please
I might spare you or strike you down
On a whim, bring the world to its knees
I could forgive, even forget
Let you live without regret
But to start, I lack the heart, as you might recall
So darling, all is fair
When you’re the fairest of all
Now, maybe you have heard it said
That true beauty shines from within
Well, whoever told you that
Was lying through their grin
It’s the gold and the glitter, the gems and the jewels
Beauty is power, which means I make the rules
[EVIL QUEEN, ENSEMBLE, BOTH]
All is fair (All is fair!) when you wear the crown (When you wear the crown!)
So who would dare stand in my way? (Stand in her way!)
Now beware (Ah!), if you let me down (Down!)
Down, down, down in the dungeon you’ll stay (In the dungeon you’ll stay!)
But if you get the deed finally done (Done, done, done)
I’ll proceed, second to none (None, none, none)
Without a doubt when I’m calling out, “Mirror on the wall!” (Mirror on the wall!)
[EVIL QUEEN]
Tell me, who is fair?
Who’s the fairest anywhere?
It will be me…that you…declareeeeeee!
[EVIL QUEEN & ENSEMBLE]
All is fairrrr
[EVIL QUEEN]
When you’re the fairest of aaaaaaaaaall!

Dark theatrical villain song with Broadway flair bold power theme dramatic sharp commanding attitude deep girl voice