[Verse]
Saw a scene that made me freeze tight
A dance move wild under the streetlight
Cheeks clenched and panic galore
Slipping and sliding across the floor
[Chorus]
Oh slipping and sliding cheeks in a tangle
Life takes a turn when balance dangles
Farted out fear while hiding inside
This awkward symphony I can’t abide
[Bridge]
Bathroom sanctuary held my shame
Walls heard things that had no name
Scared as storms in my own debacle
Dreams overtaken by cheeks in shuffle
[Verse 2]
Simple moments blitzed with dread
Memories stuck inside my head
Sliding chaos no plans to boast
A slapstick horror I fear the most
[Chorus]
Oh slipping and sliding cheeks in tangle
Life takes a turn when balance dangles
Farted out fear while hiding inside
This awkward symphony I can't abide
[Outro]
A legendary tale of cheeks and fright
Carved in the stars one slippery night
Laughter echoes in this comedy spree
The cheeks made history now set free