[Verse 1]
Sun is up
Cartoons dead
Tiny queen with a tablet throne instead
Hair a mess
PJ cape
She’s screaming all the colors of her plate
[Pre-Chorus]
“Clean up
Clean up”
At a million decibels
Goldfish crumbs
In her tiny rebel yell
[Chorus]
My daughter watches Ms. Rachel all day
In screamo heavy metal
ABC’s in a circle pit sway
Her stuffed toys in the kettle (hey!)
“Can you say MAMA?” she roars on repeat
Disney dress and stomped-up feet
Yeah
My living room’s a daycare stage
Ms. Rachel all day
All day
[Verse 2]
Snack time war
Juice box rain
Face tattooed in chocolate hurricane
Sing that song
Count that sheep
Who knew “Old MacDonald” could sound this deep
[Pre-Chorus]
Timeout chair
Is her tiny backstage
She comes back
Double-volume
Double rage
[Chorus]
My daughter watches Ms. Rachel all day
In screamo heavy metal
ABC’s in a circle pit sway
Her stuffed toys in the kettle (whoa!)
“Can you say DADA?” she howls off-key
Princess crown and chipped-off teeth
Yeah
My hallway’s now a mosh pit cage
Ms. Rachel all day
All day
[Bridge]
One more clip
I’m begging for silence
She just grins
Cranks up the violence
But when the screen glow hits her face just right
She hugs my neck and whispers
“Night”
[Chorus]
My daughter watches Ms. Rachel all day
In screamo heavy metal
Lullabies in a breakdown pray
Tiny horns made of petals
“Can you say LOVE?” as she holds my hand
Soft voice under all that band
Yeah
I’d take this loud and wild any day
Ms. Rachel all day
All day (all day)