Verse 1
Alarm went off like it chose violence today
Emails stacking up with too much to say
Coffee’s cold, patience too
Every room’s got a project halfway through
The house is loud, the weather’s rude
Forty degrees and the sky’s in a mood
You sigh real heavy, hoodie pulled tight
Just wanna skip ahead to tonight
Pre-Chorus
You’re not mad, you’re just done
With the week, the cold, and everyone
I know that look, I know that tone
It’s “leave me alone but don’t leave me alone”
Chorus
You’re crumpy, cranky-grumpy cute
World’s on your nerves and you’re over it too
Run the bath hot, pour something strong
I’ll hype you up while the water runs long
You’re crumpy, but you’re still my peace
Even when your patience hits “decrease”
Yeah, you’re crumpy tonight—
But I’ve got you, it’s gonna be alright
Verse 2
To-do lists multiplying overnight
Every “quick fix” turns into a fight
Screw’s stripped, plans delayed
Why does everything need drywall today?
Shoulders tight from carryin’ it all
Being the strong one gets old sometimes
You don’t need fixing, don’t need advice
Just steam, silence, and something on ice
Pre-Chorus 2
So shut the door, let the day fall off
Crack a BuzzBall, let it do its job
If the week won’t cut you any slack
We’ll take it back one laugh at a time
Chorus
You’re crumpy, cranky-grumpy sweet
Still the best part of this freezing week
Candles lit, phone on mute
Let the world wait outside that room
You’re crumpy, and that’s okay
Even sunshine has off-days
Yeah, you’re crumpy tonight—
But you don’t have to fight it alone
Bridge (fun / visual)
BuzzBall balanced on the edge of the tub
Shotgun a beer while the water heats up
Steam in the air, bad mood dissolves
Laughin’ too hard at nothing at all
Hair still wet, mascara gone
Cold beer hissin’ like a victory song
If this is how we survive the mess
Then yeah—call it wellness
Final Chorus
You’re crumpy, but you’re still my home
Even when you wanna be left alone
Hot water, bad day, good buzz
This is love—it’s messy because
You’re crumpy tonight, that’s true
But tomorrow’s softer, especially with you
Yeah, you’re crumpy right now—
But you’re safe, you’re loved, and we’ll laugh it out
Outro
So soak it off, let the cold stay outside
I’m right here on your crumpy side
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