Crumpy but she’s mine

Verse 1

Alarm went off like it chose violence today

Emails stacking up with too much to say

Coffee’s cold, patience too

Every room’s got a project halfway through

The house is loud, the weather’s rude

Forty degrees and the sky’s in a mood

You sigh real heavy, hoodie pulled tight

Just wanna skip ahead to tonight

Pre-Chorus

You’re not mad, you’re just done

With the week, the cold, and everyone

I know that look, I know that tone

It’s “leave me alone but don’t leave me alone”

Chorus

You’re crumpy, cranky-grumpy cute

World’s on your nerves and you’re over it too

Run the bath hot, pour something strong

I’ll hype you up while the water runs long

You’re crumpy, but you’re still my peace

Even when your patience hits “decrease”

Yeah, you’re crumpy tonight—

But I’ve got you, it’s gonna be alright

Verse 2

To-do lists multiplying overnight

Every “quick fix” turns into a fight

Screw’s stripped, plans delayed

Why does everything need drywall today?

Shoulders tight from carryin’ it all

Being the strong one gets old sometimes

You don’t need fixing, don’t need advice

Just steam, silence, and something on ice

Pre-Chorus 2

So shut the door, let the day fall off

Crack a BuzzBall, let it do its job

If the week won’t cut you any slack

We’ll take it back one laugh at a time

Chorus

You’re crumpy, cranky-grumpy sweet

Still the best part of this freezing week

Candles lit, phone on mute

Let the world wait outside that room

You’re crumpy, and that’s okay

Even sunshine has off-days

Yeah, you’re crumpy tonight—

But you don’t have to fight it alone

Bridge (fun / visual)

BuzzBall balanced on the edge of the tub

Shotgun a beer while the water heats up

Steam in the air, bad mood dissolves

Laughin’ too hard at nothing at all

Hair still wet, mascara gone

Cold beer hissin’ like a victory song

If this is how we survive the mess

Then yeah—call it wellness

Final Chorus

You’re crumpy, but you’re still my home

Even when you wanna be left alone

Hot water, bad day, good buzz

This is love—it’s messy because

You’re crumpy tonight, that’s true

But tomorrow’s softer, especially with you

Yeah, you’re crumpy right now—

But you’re safe, you’re loved, and we’ll laugh it out

Outro

So soak it off, let the cold stay outside

I’m right here on your crumpy side