[Verse 1]
Dudley on the porch again
Ears up, eyes too wide
Hear a bike, hear a bag
Hear a leaf? He’s fired up inside
The mailbox falls, he starts it
The screen door squeaks, he spins
Even one small cough from next door
And the whole block kicks in
[Pre-Chorus]
He hears the mail, he hears the train
He hears your shoes on the floor
He hears a pin drop in the hall
Then he wants to bark some more
[Chorus]
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Sings with the musical clock
And he barks at the tick and tock
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Every noise makes him barkin’
Every noise, he’s startin’
[Verse 2]
Neighbor lady by the fence line
Got her hands on her hips
She says, “That dog got lungs for days
And a song for every blip”
When the kettle starts to whistle
When the gate swings shut
Dudley yips like he’s got a job
And he cannot shut it up
[Pre-Chorus]
Tick, tick, he’s ready
Tock, tock, he’s set
One tiny sound in the daylight
Is one big bark she’ll get
[Chorus]
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Sings with the musical clock
And he barks at the tick and tock
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Every noise makes him barkin’
Every noise, he’s startin’
[Bridge]
She tried the treats, she tried the hush
She tried a slow hand wave
But one crinkled bag in the kitchen
And he went back to brave
So she laughs through the fence line
“Boy, you’re trouble in a fur coat”
Then Dudley hits one last long howl
Like he’s saving the whole damn note
[Chorus]
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Sings with the musical clock
And he barks at the tick and tock
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Dudley Do Wrong, woof woof
Every noise makes him barkin’
Every noise, he’s startin’