[Verse]
I earned this throne made of cushions and fluff
The world keeps spinning but I've had enough
Remote in my hand like a queen with her scepter
Today I'm the ruler
The ultimate protector
[Prechorus]
No calls no knocks no questions no why
Just me and the glow of my TV sky
[Chorus]
I'm a couch potato let me rot in peace
Got my kingdom here don't need your release
Don't disturb me I'm in my zone
Couch potato leave me alone
[Verse 2]
Phone's on silent like a ghost in the night
Snacks in a pile and the mood feels right
I've fought all my battles now I need my rest
Netflix is my temple and chill is my quest
[Bridge]
Don't need no plans don't need no schemes
Just me and my shows and my daydreams
Interrupt and you'll face my wrath
This is my sacred lazy path
[Chorus]
I'm a couch potato let me rot in peace
Got my kingdom here don't need your release
Don't disturb me I'm in my zone
Couch potato leave me alone