[Verse 1]
Kitchen floor arena
Tile lines
Bare feet
You hold up that tortilla
Say “little sis
Don’t blink”
We circle like it’s midnight
But it’s five in the afternoon
Mom’s keys by the doorway
Someone’s getting slapped soon (uh-oh)
[Pre-Chorus]
Phone propped on the sugar jar
We’re legends in our tiny yard
Count it down
We go too far
Laughing like we’re falling apart
[Chorus]
Two sisters in a tortilla slap drop
Face to face
Can’t stop
Won’t stop
Left cheek
Right cheek
Smack-pop
Try not to laugh
Try not to crack
We go
“one
Two—” then WHACK
Room shakes with the way we shout
If you giggle
You’re out
You’re out
Two sisters in a tortilla slap drop
Tortilla slap drop (hey!)
Tortilla slap drop
[Verse 2]
You flinch
I see that shoulder
You swear that you did not
I’m holding in a snort now
Mouth full of soda pop
Flour dust on your eyebrow
Crumbs stuck in my hair
We look like busted piñatas
Falling off the kitchen chair (oh no)
[Pre-Chorus]
Neighbors hear the chaos rise
Paper plate confetti skies
Tears of laughter in our eyes
We’re the queens of bad ideas
[Chorus]
Two sisters in a tortilla slap drop
Face to face
Can’t stop
Won’t stop
Left cheek
Right cheek
Smack-pop
Try not to laugh
Try not to crack
We go
“one
Two—” then WHACK
Room shakes with the way we shout
If you giggle
You’re out
You’re out
Two sisters in a tortilla slap drop
Tortilla slap drop (ooh!)
Tortilla slap drop
[Bridge]
[Beat breaks to handclap groove
Chopped vocal “slap-slap-drop-drop”]
Spin in the kitchen light
Winner makes dinner tonight
Loser’s still laughing so hard
We both win
That’s the joke
Alright
[Chorus]
Two sisters in a tortilla slap drop
Face to face
Can’t stop
Won’t stop
Left cheek
Right cheek
Smack-pop
Try not to laugh
Try not to crack
We go
“one
Two—” then WHACK
Room shakes with the way we shout
If you giggle
You’re out
You’re out
Two sisters in a tortilla slap drop
Tortilla slap drop (hey!)
Tortilla slap drop