Lollipop Princess

**[Intro – pitched-up & distorted baby voice]**

Lick a lot

Lick a lot

Lollipop princess—

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CANDY AT?!

**[Verse 1]**

Bubblegum throne, tiara made of teeth

You said “open wide” then you ghosted me

I brushed my tongue, I flossed my soul

Still no kitty cat in my DMs, bro

Glitter in my veins, diabetes in my screams

I’m diabetic for your attention—gimme gimme gimme

**[Pre-Chorus – glitching]**

One lick

Two lick

Three lick—

FOUR!

You owe me four!

You owe me the whole damn store!

**[Chorus – full screaming rage drop]**

LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT

GIMME DAT KITTY CAT RIGHT NOW OR I’M GONNA EXPLODE

SUCKER PUNCH MY HEART, SWIRL ME TILL I ROT

LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT

GIMME DAT KITTY—CAT—

GIMME IT OR I’LL BURN THIS CANDY SHOP DOWN

(AYO GIMME DAT! GIMME DAT! GIMME—)

**[Post-Chorus – pitched-down security-guard voice]**

Ma’am this is a family establishment

Please stop throwing warheads at the ceiling

**[Verse 2]**

Rainbow road rash on both my knees

Chasing your tail like a glitchy meme

You said “nya~” then blocked me at 3:16

I’m literally shaking rn, this is abuse of kawaii

My serotonin’s on backorder

My dopamine just filed for divorce

All because you won’t—

**[Pre-Chorus 2]**

One scratch

Two scratch

Three scratch—

PURR!

I SAID PURR, BITCH

I SAID—

**[Chorus – even louder, double-time drums]**

LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT

GIMME DAT KITTY CAT BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT

COTTON-CANDY CHOKEHOLD, I CAN’T BREATHE A LOT

LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT

GIMME DAT KITTY—CAT—

GIMME OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL

EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING SWEET SHOP

(AYO GIMME DAT! GIMME DAT! GIMME—)

**[Bridge – total meltdown, Autotune tears]**

I spent my last $47.82 on strawberry mochi

Just to look edible for you

And you’re out here licking other people’s pixels?!

I’ll make my own kitty cat

With blackjack

And hookers

…wait no

Just the kitty cat part

Gimme.

It.

**[Final Chorus – everything clipping, distortion maxed]**

LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT

GIMME DAT KITTY CAT OR I’M GOING TO JAIL

I’LL RIOT IN THE CANDY AISLE, SCREAMING YOUR NAME

LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT

GIMME DAT KITTY—

GIMME DAT KITTY—

GIMME DAT KITTY CAT

(OR I’LL LICK THE WHOLE WORLD MYSELF)

**[Outro – suddenly whisper then instant scream]**

…lick a lot?

LICK A LOT?!

**GIMME DAT KITTY CAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW**

*(last sound: lollipop being aggressively crunched into the mic)*