**[Intro – pitched-up & distorted baby voice]**
Lick a lot
Lick a lot
Lollipop princess—
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CANDY AT?!
**[Verse 1]**
Bubblegum throne, tiara made of teeth
You said “open wide” then you ghosted me
I brushed my tongue, I flossed my soul
Still no kitty cat in my DMs, bro
Glitter in my veins, diabetes in my screams
I’m diabetic for your attention—gimme gimme gimme
**[Pre-Chorus – glitching]**
One lick
Two lick
Three lick—
FOUR!
You owe me four!
You owe me the whole damn store!
**[Chorus – full screaming rage drop]**
LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT
GIMME DAT KITTY CAT RIGHT NOW OR I’M GONNA EXPLODE
SUCKER PUNCH MY HEART, SWIRL ME TILL I ROT
LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT
GIMME DAT KITTY—CAT—
GIMME IT OR I’LL BURN THIS CANDY SHOP DOWN
(AYO GIMME DAT! GIMME DAT! GIMME—)
**[Post-Chorus – pitched-down security-guard voice]**
Ma’am this is a family establishment
Please stop throwing warheads at the ceiling
**[Verse 2]**
Rainbow road rash on both my knees
Chasing your tail like a glitchy meme
You said “nya~” then blocked me at 3:16
I’m literally shaking rn, this is abuse of kawaii
My serotonin’s on backorder
My dopamine just filed for divorce
All because you won’t—
**[Pre-Chorus 2]**
One scratch
Two scratch
Three scratch—
PURR!
I SAID PURR, BITCH
I SAID—
**[Chorus – even louder, double-time drums]**
LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT
GIMME DAT KITTY CAT BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT
COTTON-CANDY CHOKEHOLD, I CAN’T BREATHE A LOT
LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT
GIMME DAT KITTY—CAT—
GIMME OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL
EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING SWEET SHOP
(AYO GIMME DAT! GIMME DAT! GIMME—)
**[Bridge – total meltdown, Autotune tears]**
I spent my last $47.82 on strawberry mochi
Just to look edible for you
And you’re out here licking other people’s pixels?!
I’ll make my own kitty cat
With blackjack
And hookers
…wait no
Just the kitty cat part
Gimme.
It.
**[Final Chorus – everything clipping, distortion maxed]**
LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT
GIMME DAT KITTY CAT OR I’M GOING TO JAIL
I’LL RIOT IN THE CANDY AISLE, SCREAMING YOUR NAME
LOLLIPOP PRINCESS LICK A LOT
GIMME DAT KITTY—
GIMME DAT KITTY—
GIMME DAT KITTY CAT
(OR I’LL LICK THE WHOLE WORLD MYSELF)
**[Outro – suddenly whisper then instant scream]**
…lick a lot?
LICK A LOT?!
**GIMME DAT KITTY CAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW**
*(last sound: lollipop being aggressively crunched into the mic)*